Women Quotes

If Sigmund Freud had watched Phil Donahue he would never have wondered what women want.

As God is my witness, the more I deal with women, the more I like my cat.

So although women can do anything that men can't do, they can also do something that men can't do, and that is mother their children.

There is a sort of camaraderie that rarely exists except between men who have fought the same enemies and know the same women.

Successful men don't date up. They are intimidated by wealthy women unless they are blue bloods. Successful men want to always take care of their women, and that means financially.

Women are smart in business and dumb in love. They won't date outside their zip code, let alone outside the city. They are city snobs.

The kind of women I'm interested in - they're smart enough.

This stupid sensitivity! But then women like sensitivity.

I feel terrible for women that have had Phil Collins tattoos. Their poor husbands have to deal with.

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

All life is an experiment. Every important decision is taken with inadequate knowledge by imperfect men and women whom the future will confound. Yet we act nevertheless.

Pressed for rules and verities, All i recolelct are these: Feed a cold and starve a fever. Argue with no true believer. Think-too-long is never-act. Scratch a myth and find a fact.

Men and women were created for something great, for infinity. Nothing else will ever be enough.

I love draping; it's less about proportion than fit and the fabric. It's very specialized and I think when women see the construction, they respond to it immediately.

The more princes abstain from touching the wealth of their people, the greater will be their resources in the wants of the state.

Women have decided to be people, which is a great mistake. Women were nicer than people.

Religion is a dangerous prod, because it can always be misused and get out of hand, but it's useful for keeping people on the straight and narrow.

To babble is to make a feminine noise somewhat resembling the sound of a brook, but with less meaning.

I crave working on those small independent movies because I love going to see those myself.

There is nothing like a dame.

Every woman thinks herself attractive; even the plainest is satisfied with the charms she deems that she possesses.

Dear to the heart of a girl is her own beauty and charm.

Now women in comedy is a trendy topic, and people are hungering for women's voices in a way that they haven't before.

Men want to destroy the women: you've become bigger than me, people love you more, you have a public platform, that's my space you're taking up. I can't just divorce you, I have to destroy you.

There are so many great artists and most of them are women, but that's good - the more the merrier!

The bond between mother and baby is so interesting. Women have been giving birth since the beginning of time, but when it happens to you it feels like a miracle.

I would love to see some comedies about loser women.

Justice needs money; it always has . . . whether for abolition of slavery and early women's rights movements or the civil rights and environmental drives of our generation.

However, as our brave men and women continue to return from the battlefields of the War on Terror, Congress must respond by enacting policies that meet the evolving needs of the veterans community.

Those women like to see their tongues dance.

And I saw then and there you take a man half-bad and a women half-bad and put their two good halves together and you got one human all good to share between.

There are a lot of wonderful women writers who would be good influences on writers. You've got to spread yourself out and educate yourself with all kinds of stories.

You do the best you can. But it's hard. When I find things egregiously misrepresentative of women, I'll make a point to say to my son, "Turn that off. I don't want to see women behave that way.

Women want to see the truth. They don't want to see some perfect girl.

There were two kinds of women: those who wear nail polish and those who don't. Which do you prefer?

Woman is like the reed which bends to every breeze, but breaks not in the tempest.

I've traveled around the world and made love with many satisfied women. So I decided to share my story.

Read the genealogy of Jesus, and you have to see how the four women in that genealogy God used their sins for His glory.

We can all do something to help end domestic violence. A Real Man would never abuse his partner or children, and I am proud to put my name to the Women's Aid Real Man campaign.

Men have higher body temperatures than women. If your heating goes out in winter, I recommend sleeping next to a man. Men are like portable heaters that snore.

Most women are introspective: "Am I in love? Am I emotionally and creatively fulfilled?" Most men are outrospective: "Did my team win? How's my car?"

Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.

Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.

Commitment is different in males and females. In females it is a desire to get married and raise a family. In males it means not picking up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

As a woman, I feel women get the shaft all the time.

Here it is,' Nigel said. Mrs D, Mrs I, Mrs FFI, Mrs C, Mrs U, Mrs LTY. That spells difficulty.' How perfectly ridiculous!' snorted Miss Trunchbull. 'Why are all these women married?

Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.

The average American salesmen keeps 33 men and women at work - 33 people producing the product he sells . . . and is responsible for the livelihood of 130 people.

Originally marriage meant the sale of a woman by one man to another; now most women sell themselves though they have no intention of delivering the goods listed in the bill of sale.

The rights of men and women should be equal and sacred-marriage should be a perfect partnership.