Laurence Sterne, The Life And Opinions Of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman Quotes
Keyholes are the occasions of more sin and wickedness, than all other holes in this world put together.
I begin with writing the first sentence—and trusting to Almighty God for the second.
Human nature is the same in all professions.
—all I can say of the matter, is—That he has either a pumkin for his head—or a pippin for his heart, —and whenever he is dissected 'twill be found so.
