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Wit Quotes: "Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement."

Making a product is just an activity, making a profit on a product is the achievement.



Wit Quotes: "The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing."

The job of feets is walking, but their hobby is dancing.




Wit Quotes: "Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands."

Hands can cook, hands can create, hands can kill. There is no better tool than our hands.



Wit Quotes: "It's common platitude that knowledge is neutral but every now and then it would be useful if it was on your side and not theirs."

It's common platitude that knowledge is neutral but every now and then it would be useful if it was on your side and not theirs.




Wit Quotes: "Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere."

Stupidity is brief and guileless, while wit equivocates and hides. Wit is a scoundrel, while stupidity is honest and sincere.



Wit Quotes: "Soar with wit. Conquer with dignity. Handle with care."

Soar with wit. Conquer with dignity. Handle with care.



Wit Quotes: "You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference."

You should praise, criticize and flirt with people right to their face, only then it will make a difference.




Wit Quotes: "Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me."

Your wit never ceases to underwhelm me.



Wit Quotes: "It's time to laugh at your nightmares and have nightmares of your laughter."

It's time to laugh at your nightmares and have nightmares of your laughter.



Wit Quotes: "It was as much a battle of wits and words as it was of mitts and swords."

It was as much a battle of wits and words as it was of mitts and swords.



Wit Quotes: "For glory lit, and life alive, for goals unreached and aims to strive. All men must try, the wind did see. It is the test, it is the dream."

For glory lit, and life alive, for goals unreached and aims to strive. All men must try, the wind did see. It is the test, it is the dream.



Wit Quotes: "So you're a Shadowhunter, ' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.''Was that before or after he tried to eat you?' Will inquired."

So you're a Shadowhunter, ' Nate said. 'De Quincey told me that you lot were monsters.''Was that before or after he tried to eat you?' Will inquired.




Wit Quotes: "Someone once told me that we move when it becomes less painful than staying where we are"."

Someone once told me that we move when it becomes less painful than staying where we are".



Wit Quotes: "I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart."

I'm living so far beyond my means that we may almost be said to be living apart.



Wit Quotes: "He lies down next to me.He says, 'You know - you have a face to die for/''Well, don't die, ' I say, "we just met."

He lies down next to me.He says, 'You know - you have a face to die for/''Well, don't die, ' I say, "we just met.



Wit Quotes: "Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!"

Help yourself with the state! It's on democracy!



Wit Quotes: "Enough about my beauty, " Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that."

Enough about my beauty, " Buttercup said. "Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I've got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.



Wit Quotes: "He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife."

He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.



Wit Quotes: "To be human is to seek beauty, Shallan. Do not despair, do not end the hunt because thorns grow in your way."

To be human is to seek beauty, Shallan. Do not despair, do not end the hunt because thorns grow in your way.



Wit Quotes: "Beauty is more a danger than intelligence or wit. One becomes a living mirror for the inadequacies of others."

Beauty is more a danger than intelligence or wit. One becomes a living mirror for the inadequacies of others.



Wit Quotes: "A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine."

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine.



Wit Quotes: "Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road."

Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.



Wit Quotes: "Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine."

Among all the machines, motorcar is my favorite machine.



Wit Quotes: "I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine."

I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.



Wit Quotes: "I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel."

I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.



Wit Quotes: "Let your personality be your profit and not your punishment."

Let your personality be your profit and not your punishment.



Wit Quotes: "If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd."

If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd.



Wit Quotes: "A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction."

A true leader leads for the sake of love and his knowledge of the path, a bad leader redirects his followers to the path of destruction.



Wit Quotes: "Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you."

Foolish minds will entertain you, but confuse minds will irritate you.



Wit Quotes: "Too many are sorry where they should be assertive, and nearly moved to aggressive radical action, where they should be apologizing to themselves first, and then the world at large."

Too many are sorry where they should be assertive, and nearly moved to aggressive radical action, where they should be apologizing to themselves first, and then the world at large.



Wit Quotes: "In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense."

In spite of being complicated people choose superstitions over common sense.



Wit Quotes: "The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'."

The primary feature of women is not a 'beauty', it's a 'mystery'.



Wit Quotes: "I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper."

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.



Wit Quotes: "Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much."

Reading is the noblest of all the hobbies, that is why people mention it so frequently in their resume even if they don't read much.



Wit Quotes: "Psychology is more concerned with identifying the degree of mental disorder and less with its cure!"

Psychology is more concerned with identifying the degree of mental disorder and less with its cure!



Wit Quotes: "The poet is a faker / Who's so good at his act / He even fakes the pain / Of pain he feels in fact."

The poet is a faker / Who's so good at his act / He even fakes the pain / Of pain he feels in fact.



Wit Quotes: "The length of words used to explain something does not determine the quality of the thought. Yet, I tend to believe that the shorter one can say something, the better it is."

The length of words used to explain something does not determine the quality of the thought. Yet, I tend to believe that the shorter one can say something, the better it is.



Wit Quotes: "Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly."

Well, enough of this introspection. It’s depressing, quite frankly.



Wit Quotes: "When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account..."

When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account...



Wit Quotes: "Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you."

Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.



Wit Quotes: "Everything can always be better! To know this is a wit! But if you also know that everything can always be worse and that is wisdom! Wisdom is to see both the lights and the shadows!"

Everything can always be better! To know this is a wit! But if you also know that everything can always be worse and that is wisdom! Wisdom is to see both the lights and the shadows!



Wit Quotes: "Steven dreamed of you the very secondyou died(So the poem goes)and you may have visited himBut I'm pretty sure you don't believein poems"

Steven dreamed of you the very secondyou died(So the poem goes)and you may have visited himBut I'm pretty sure you don't believein poems



Wit Quotes: "I don't beg for those things which can be earned."

I don't beg for those things which can be earned.



Wit Quotes: "No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money."

No kind of social system can make you more happier and secure than your own money.



Wit Quotes: "If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one."

If you think rightly, every problem is financial problem or eventually becomes one.



Wit Quotes: "You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life."

You will miss a normal life while living a successful life, but not as much as the craving for a successful life while you were living a normal life.



Wit Quotes: "If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble."

If you have money but not love you will somehow manage, but if you don't have both then you are in serious trouble.



Wit Quotes: "Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money"."

Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money".



Wit Quotes: "Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value."

Apart from the economic value, money does have high moral value.