What Ifs Quotes

If the Saudis were culpable, they should be held accountable. If they had nothing to do with 9/11, they have nothing to fear.

If Christ be anything, He must be everything.

If you don't have a goal, any road will do.

If a wolf attacks his sheep, the shepard kills the wolf, but he eats the sheep when he's hungry.

If you don't love another living soul, then you'll never be disappointed.

If it ain't rough, it ain't right

If it were up to me, I'd take away the guns

What would Christ do if he were in my situation?

Anybody who wants to rule a group will find that if this group is quarreling among themselves they leave you alone.

I wouldnt be the same actor if I couldnt do theater.

If you're sick, take your sick day. If you don't take your sick day, know what your reward is? You weren't sick - that was the reward.

I just like music. If it's hookey and good, I dig it.

I always liken it to being a referee - if you notice the referee, that's not a good thing.

If I had a sense of humor, I'd be laughing right now.

If I can laugh, I can live.

There is nothing wrong with a big bet, if a big bet is a good bet.

It's not love if it hurts.

If the challenge to fight was there, I always took it.

If you are bored with Berkeley and San Francisco, you are bored with life.

If a person doesn't change, there's something really wrong with him.

When I see a story, I ask: is this something I'd like to be in? Is this something I'd like to see? And if I'd like to see it, would I like to tell it?

I always wear what I'm comfortable in. If one designer doesn't like what I'm wearing, the next one will.

The earth neither grows old or wears out if it is dunged.

If you know, say you know. If you don't know, say you don't know.

Kids flourish if we get them to school every day.

If you don't have an ego, you're a wino.

If the rule you followed brought you to this, of what use was the rule?

If you (the press) lie about us, I will hit you, Kurt will shoot you, and we both will sue.

I aim to please. I'm nothing if not a vaudevillian.

In principle, if you understood the mechanisms of keeping things repaired, you could keep things going indefinitely.

If I am all mankind, are they themselves without me?

Let yourself fall in love. If you have not done so already, you are wasting your life.

I am partial to ladies if they are nice. I suppose it is my nature. I am not quite a gentleman but you would hardly notice it.

If your mind is scattered, it is quite powerless.

You have privacy if you retain the effective capacity to misrepresent yourself.

I love to make things. If I have some free time and you have a dollar and a dream and you are making something funny and cool I'd love to be a part of it.

I'll do anything usually if there's money involved and little work.

I'm as fond of my body as anyone, but if I can be 200 with a body of silicon, I'll take it.

If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.

It's easier to change directions if you are in motion.

If you only get one song, it has to be Bullfrog Blues

Everything I do comes from the clubs. If I lose that, I'm done.

I actually think the deafness makes you see clearer. If you can't hear, you somehow see.

If something's going wrong with this planet we'd better fix it here and not look for some sort of escape.

If you were a man, your ladyship, I would cordially horsewhip you for that remark.

Then again, what are liars if not great magicians?

If you don't expect much you can't be disappointed.

Treating people the same is not equal treatment if they are not the same.

If you say you don't have time to do it once a day, then you're the one who probably needs it twice a day.

I’m honored if I can inspire somebody else.