Two Quotes

He who dishonors himself [by lying about his opinions] for the sake of being honored by others will find that two mistakes have been made - one by himself, and the other, by the people.

Umpiring is best described as the profession of standing between two seven-year olds with one ice cream cone.

Apparently two, but one in soul, you and I.

I gambled on having the strength to live two lives, one for myself and one for the world.

Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

When two Eglishmen meet, their first talk is of the weather.

Razo knew he was best at nothing, except maybe cramming two cherries into a single nostril.

I have often thought that with any luck at all I could have been born a werewolf, because the two middle fingers on both my hands are the same length, but I have had to be content with what I had.

When you're one step ahead of the crowd you're a genius. When you're two steps ahead, you're a crackpot.

On everything you need to hear other people's opinions. It's the only way to do things. You ask a friend's advice and then between the two of you things somehow get clearer.

Deceit and violence - these are the two forms of deliberate assault on human beings.

I don't get tripped up in technology. I use technology as a tool. 'Oldboy' we shot Two Pro 35mm. For 'Da Blood of Jesus,' we shot digitally. We shot the new Sony F55. It's a 4K camera.

When a man leaves his mistress, he runs the risk of being betrayed two or three times daily.

One: demonstrations always crash. And two: the probability of them crashing goes up exponentially with the number of people watching.

Meek and drake happen to be two of the young kings with strong voices and followings that give people hope I hope they know this n b smart!

The dream of having one's dream job turned into "Oh my God, I'll take any job. I've been out of work for two years now. I don't care what I do. I'll do anything because I don't have any money".

You think you can say a few words and end us? There is no end, Eva." he flattened me into the side of the car. I was pinned by six feet, two inches of violently aroused male.

The word 'self' is as great a mystery as the word 'other'. It's just a polarity between two mysteries.

A woman has two smiles that an angel might envy, the smile that accepts the lover afore words are uttered, and the smile that lights on the first-born baby, and assures him of a mother's love.

It must be observed that fishing with any living bait is to be condemned for the same reason as fishing with a worm: in all such instances we torture two animals at once for our amusement.

If you take the approach that you want to scrape every last nickel off the table, that'll work one or two times, but after awhile, your reputation will precede you.

When life knocks you down you have two choices- stay down or get up.

I've sucked way too much cement for this year. Bad juju rising off them city sidewalks. I need to babble with a brook or two, inhale starlight, make friends with some trees.

There are only two places in this league, First Place and No Place.

I don't think one parent can raise a child. I don't think two parents can raise a child. You really need the whole village.

I try to operate on two unconnected levels. One on the practical level of action in which I am extremely cautious and conservative. The second is the realm of ideas where I try to be very free

Grace is that thing that shows up to guide you when you've done the first two steps and you're intent on doing something larger than just yourself. That's when all of the sudden things are great.

Some things remain fragments, just the lyrics and melodies or a line or two or a verse.

I loved the Romeo and Juliet of the whole thing; this forbidden love between these two characters.

There are two bowlers who I think are very tough to play against - Dale Steyn and Morne Morkel.

If there were only one religion in England there would be danger of despotism, if there were two, they would cut each other's throats, but there are thirty, and they live in peace and happiness.

Marriage is the torment of one, the felicity of two, the strife and enmity of three.

You could transfer Congress over to run Standard Oil or General Motors, and they would have both things bankrupt in two years.

Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave by the next town drain.

There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done. School and prison.

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

It frequently happens that two persons, reasoning right on a mechanical subject, think alike and invent the same thing without any communication with each other.

Art is the symbol of the two noblest human efforts: to construct and to refrain from destruction.

Nobody travels on the road to success without a puncture or two.

When two men in business always agree, one of them is unnecessary.

There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won't.

There are two categories of women. Those who are women and those who are men's wives.

If he had a million men he would swear the enemy has two millions, and then he would sit down in the mud and yell for three.

If two people are in love they can sleep on the blade of a knife.

One can play comedy, two are required for melodrama, but a tragedy demands three.

We two are to ourselves a crowd.

A ghost in marble of a girl you knew Who would have loved you in a day or two.

I wasn't eating. I wasn't sleeping. All I was doing was cocaine. I stayed awake for about two weeks, locked in my bedroom. I went down from a 142 pounds to 110 pounds.

One of the stock Sydney jokes is of the census-taker who enquires: 'How many children have you, ma'am?' 'Two living and three in Melbourne.'

It's very important to have two tiaras when you're on the road. You never know when you'll be invited to something really formal.