Two Quotes

I agree that two times two makes four is an excellent thing; but if we are dispensing praise, then two times two makes five is sometimes a most charming little thing as well.

The reason why the ancient world was so pure, light and serene was that it knew nothing of the two great scourges : the pox and Christianity.

When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.

Hey bartender, hey man, look here. Give us one more, two more, three more glasses of beer.

Just let me do what I'm doing, and then when all of this is up, then you can say how my career was. Don't try to sum up my career in one or two seasons. Let me finish it first.

I'm helping launch the new Milky Way Chocolate Ice Cream Bar. I play an astrophysicist on television, and the name of the bar is Milky Way, so put two and two together, and here I am.

People who like to cook like to talk about food....without one cook giving another cook a tip or two, human life might have died out a long time ago.

When the two shall be one, the outside as the inside, and the male and the female neither male nor female.

Even if we accept, as the basic tenet of true democracy, that one moron is equal to one genius, is it necessary to go a further step and hold that two morons are better than one genius?

There are two things that one must get used to or one will find life unendurable: the damages of time and injustices of men.

I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

Our democracy is but a name. We vote? What does that mean? It means that we choose between two bodies of real, though not avowed, autocrats. We choose between Tweedledum and Tweedledee.

Abortion is not the lesser of two evils. It is a crime. It is to throw someone out in order to save another.

Birth and death; we all move between these two unknowns.

All chronic and degenerative diseases are caused by two and only two major problems, toxicity and deficiency.

We have two American flags always: one for the rich and one for the poor. When the rich fly it means that things are under control; when the poor fly it means danger, revolution, anarchy.

Everyone is the same for the first two minutes, everyone has a chance to win, but after that you start to seperate physically and mentally.

If a shadow is a two-dimensional projection of the three-dimensional world, then the three-dimensional world as we know it is the projection of the four-dimensional Universe.

There are ... two kinds of people in this world, those who long to be understood and those who long to be misunderstood. It is the irony of life that neither is gratified.

I have two moods. One is Roy, rollicking Roy, the wild ride of a mood. And Pam, sediment Pam, who stands on the shore and sobs... Sometimes the tide is in, sometimes it's out.

A lot of people want a shortcut. I find the best shortcut is the long way, which is basically two words: work hard.

Culture is one of the two or three most complicated words in the English language.

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

Religion and science, then, in my analysis are the two great sister forces which have pulled, and are still pulling, mankind onward and upward.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, And sorry I could not travel both And be one traveler, long I stood And looked down one as far as I could To where it bent in the undergrowth.

Obviously murder and graffiti are two vastly different crimes. But they are part of the same continuum, and a climate that tolerates one is more likely to tolerate the other.

Each marriage starts with two built-in handicaps. It involves two imperfect people.

Trust has two dimensions: competence and integrity. We will forgive mistakes of competence. Mistakes of integrity are harder to overcome.

At a certain point, if you chase two rabbits, you lose them both.

You are some kind of a mystery suspended between two eternities. And in that moment, when a mind looks out at a world and asks the question, ‘What is it?’ In that moment art can be created.

Every day two million Americans play tennis and one million of them lose.

There are two kinds of Arctic problems, the imaginary and the real. Of the two, the imaginary are the most real.

I cannot abide the Mr. and Mrs. Noah attitude towards marriage; the animals went in two by two, forever stuck together with glue.

The famous physician Dumoulin said when dying, 'I leave two great physicians behind me, simple food and pure water.'

Honest pioneer work in the field of science has always been, and will continue to be, life's pilot. On all sides, life is surrounded by hostility. This puts us under an obligation.

God Almighty has set before me two great objects, the suppression of the slave trade and the reformation of manners (morality).

I drink a great deal. I sleep a little, and I smoke cigar after cigar. That is why I am in two-hundred-percent form.

Hope has two lovely daughters, anger and courage.

I had no aspirations to be a musician, but I picked up a guitar for two seconds and haven't put it down since.

I love the art of acting, so I don't care if I'm in a movie with 10 people, two people, or by myself. I just really enjoy it.

Confidentiality and transparency are not mutually exclusive, but rather two sides of the same coin.

The trick is to have a career and have a family. It's like having two dogs that hate each other and you have to take them for a walk every night.

All of a sudden there's a song - there in your hotel room playing your guitar - and you write it, and two or three years later it will come true. It keeps you on your toes.

Now remember, they say if two people go together to visit the Taj Mahal, that means they will always be together. Are you ready for that? Guess I'm stuck with you then.

Let us read, and let us dance — these two amusements will never do any harm to the world.

My father is black and my mother is white. Therefore, I could answer to either, which kind of makes me a racial Lone Ranger, caught between two communities.

Communism to me is one-third practice and two-thirds explanation.

I have tried to teach people there are three kicks in every dollar: one, when you make it; two, when you have it. The third kick it when you give it away - and it is the biggest kick of all.

A writer needs three things, experience, observation, and imagination, any two of which, at times any one of which, can supply the lack of the others.

I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget.