I divide all readers into two classes: those who read to remember and those who read to forget.

The happiest people in this world are those who have the most interesting thoughts.

A bibliophile of little means is likely to suffer often. Books don't slip from his hands but fly past him through the air, high as birds, high as prices.

The highest happiness on earth is the happiness of marriage.

I believe a knowledge of the Bible without a college course is more valuable than a college course without a Bible.

In the whole story of Jesus Christ, the most important event is the resurrection.

The belief that youth is the happiest time of life is founded on fallacy. The happiest person is the person who thinks the most interesting thoughts, and we grow happier as we grow older.

One of the secrets of life is to keep our intellectual curiosity acute.

If happiness truly consisted in physical ease and freedom from care the happiest, individual would not be either a man or a woman it; it would be, I think a cow.

To a man the greatest blessing is individual liberty; to a dog it is the last word in despair.

A cat pours his body on the floor like water. It is restful just to see him.

You can't solve problems until you understand the other side." –Jeffrey Manber

Herbs may be bitter, but cure.

This whole goddam house stinks of ghosts. I don’t mind so much being haunted by a dead ghost, but I resent like hell being haunted by a half-dead one.

I fell, she laughed. I fell hard, she laughed harder. Seeing that I kept falling till I fell in love.

One of the most striking features of karate is that it may be engaged in by anybody, young or old, strong or weak, male or female.

What God may have enabled me to do is but a repayment of debt, and he who repays a debt deserves no praise.

The companionship of a secret is often corruptive to good habits, such as sleep and appetite.

Does my sexiness upset you? Does it come as a surprise That I dance like I've got diamonds At the meeting of my thighs?

May I do to others as I would that they should do unto me.

The mind is perhaps one of the greatest factors in gymnastics; if one can't control his mind, he can't control his body.