Two Quotes

I'm used to people being a mile away. That suits me. It's more nerve-wracking playing in front of people who are two feet away from me.

Cockfighting has always been my idea of a great sport -- two armed entrées battling to see who'll be dinner.

The stored-program digital computer has three major attributes: it is fast, it is accurate, and it is stupid. The first two attributes are often used to disguise the third.

All the keys to joy can be reduced to these two. Laugh but at no one's expense and love but without expectation.

Leslie had learned two valuable things about the fae that day. They were powerful and charming -- and they ate children and puppies.

I've stabbed two people with a fork today. What's wrong with me?

I'm not that good a player, and I'll be the first to admit that. I might be a three or four grand-slam winner; I might be a two grand-slam winner, I don't know.

There are two kinds of typical days. There's the typical day when I'm writing a novel, and there's the typical day when I'm not.

In art, there are only two types of people: revolutionaries and plagiarists. And in the end, doesn't the revolutionary's work become official, once the State takes it over?

In art there are only two types of people: revolutionaries and plagiarists

If Europe’s example is any guide, here are the two secrets of coping with expensive oil: own fuel-efficient cars, and don’t drive them too much.

I'd like to be able to go on holiday and not to have to hold my belly in for two whole weeks.

The objective of two lovers is almost always the same; to find meaning in their individual lives and in their life together.

Everybody is damaged goods. Everybody got bumps and dents, ja? But sometimes two people fit together, and the bumps go into the dents, and you have a whole thing like a potato.

Take two bodies and you twirl them into one, their hearts and their bones, and they won't come undone.

In a way, technologies have negated the transcendental God in order to invent the machine-God. However, these two gods raise similar questions.

The problem with party politics is that people get involved every two or four years and that is it. In the meantime, the legislature and Minnesota politics are on a separate track.

I've got two vices: cigarettes and taters.

Each human being was given two qualities: power and the gift. Power directs us towards our destiny; the gift obliges us to share with others what is best in us.

Each human being has the right to two blessings, which are: the blessing to do right, and the blessing to err. In the latter case, there is always a path of learning leading to the right way.

Physical elegance comes from the body. This is no superficial matter but rather the way that man found to honour the way he places his two feet on the ground.

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits.

The world is divided into two kinds of people, those who spend a great deal of time saving money, and those who spend a great deal of money saving time.

He is trying to decide which of two daydreams he will inhabit.

In Paris there are two dens, one for thieves, the other for murderers. The den of thieves is the Stock Exchange; the den of murderers is the Courthouse.

If there is love enough,then nothing-not nature, not even death itself- can come between two who love each other.

There are two indices of genuine art: it is inimitable and it is ineffable.

Look, I can surely say by now that I've got the antibodies to communism inside me. But when I think of consumer society, with all its tragedies, I wonder which of the two systems is better.

It is well to moor your bark with two anchors.

A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.

When I kiss a girl for a part, people think it's sexy. But if two guys kiss, suddenly there's a backlash. It's a double standard.

For me, I'm always looking for the opportunity for a character that challenges me and lets me play two for the price of one.

I am a Brazilian before I am an architect. I cannot separate the two.

Our nation is moving toward two societies, one black, one white-separate and unequal.

Are men truly such idiots that they cannot resist two orbs of flesh?

US policy toward Cuba [at the time] had two tracks. Track 1 was to assassinate Fidel Castro. Track 2 was to subvert the regime through people-to-people contact.

I have learned when two Republicans are talking about legalizing drugs to shut up.

I have the same bedroom I've always had. It's clean and tidy when I get home, and after two or three days it gets messy and my mother nags me.

If two or three persons should come with a high spiritual aim and with great powers, the world would fall into their hands like a ripe peach.

No one has a prosperity so high and firm that two or three words can't dishearten it.

I have two college degrees, four honorary doctorate degrees, and am in three Halls of fame, and the only thing I know how to do is teach tall people how to put a ball in the hole.

Well my dad was a pretty good player at one stage and my two older brothers played golf as well. So there were always golf clubs flying around the house.

There are two kinds of directors in the theater. Those who think they are God and those who are certain of it.

At bottom are only two pure forms of legislation - productive and redistributive.

The smallest snowstorm on record took place an hour ago in my back yard. It was approximately two flakes. I waited for more to fall, but that was it. The entire storm was two flakes.

Its a rare thing when a father and son can share the same experience. My father and I have seen all 19 Bond films together, two or three times.

It takes two to make a thing go right.

Two of the most powerful words you can hear someone say are ‘me too.’

Being a parent and having two young kids, I buy Blu-rays and DVDs all the time. It's like buying a toy.

The free electoral process is one of the things that outsiders envy most about this country. The distinctly American two-party system is perpetuated through that process.