Three Quotes

One useless man is a shame, two is a law firm, and three is a Congress.

If we could condense all the truths of Christmas into only three words, these would be the words: 'God with us.'

If you eat three times a day, you become fat. If you read three times a day, you become wise. It's better to be wise than fat.

There are three great truths, 1st, That there is a God; 2nd, That He has spoken to us in the Bible; 3rd, That He means what He says.

There are three masks: the one we think we are, the one we really are, and the one we have in common

Last time I had three or four of those I crapped for three days straight!

Half of what you will accomplish in a day will be determined before you leave home. Three quarters of what you achieve will be determined before you enter the classroom door

By whomsoever no evil is done in deed, or word, or thought, him I call a Brahmin (holy man) who is guarded in these three.

It seems to me that most people are impressed with just three things: how fast you can play, how high you can play, and how loud you can play.

Three Secrets to Success: Be willing to learn new things. Be able to assimilate new information quickly. Be able to get along with and work with other people.

A man's rights rest in three boxes: the ballot box, the jury box, and the cartridge box.

The three greatest fools (majaderos) of history have been Jesus Christ, Don Quixote - and I!

If I don’t practice for a day, I know it. If I don’t practice for two days, the critics know it. And if I don’t practice for three days, the public knows it.

The three most important virtues are humility, humility, and humility.

Three things ruin a man: power, money, and women. I never wanted power. I never had any money, and the only woman in my life is up at the house right now.

The desire to discover, the desire to move, to capture the flavor, three concepts that describe the art of photography.

Three things give the student the possibility of surpassing his teacher: ask a lot of questions, remember the answers, teach.

I believe in large families: every woman should have at least three husbands.

Of the three sorts of knowledge proper to a child, the knowledge of God, of man, and of the universe,--the knowledge of God ranks first in importance, is indispensable, and most happy-making.

There are three classes of human beings: men, women and women physicians.

If I were to give liberty to the press, my power could not last three days.

Light has not just intensity, but also a vibration, which is capable of roughening a smooth material, of giving a three-dimensional quality to a flat surface.

There are three stages in the work of God: impossible, difficult,done.

No kid should be getting three or four hours of homework a night. There's no breathing time, there's no family time, there are just extracurriculars and homework and then go to bed.

Three things too much, and three too little are pernicious to man; to speak much, and know little; to spend much, and have little; to presume much, and be worth little.

This white man who is saying "it takes time." For three hundred and more years they have had "time," and now it is time for them to listen.

I require only three things of a man. He must be handsome, ruthless and stupid.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello,' 'goodbye,' and 'I'm pregnant.'

When I was young, I believed in three things: Marxism, the redemptive power of cinema, and dynamite. Now I just believe in dynamite.

My dream is to drop three atomic bombs on New York City.

Guests, like fish, begin to smell after three days.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

People go through three conversions: The conversion of their head, their heart, and their pocketbook. Unfortunately, not all at the same time.

Work spares us from three evils: boredom, vice, and need.

I cannot think on the one without quickly being encircled by the splendor of the three; nor can I discern the three without being straightway carried back to the one.

Many companies aspire to change the world. But very few have all the elements required: talent, resources and perseverance. Microsoft has proven that it has all three in abundance.

Armaments, universal debt and planned obsolescence - those are the three pillars of Western prosperity.

Two percent of the people think; three percent think they think, and 95 percent would rather die than think.

There are three ways to ultimate success: The first way is to be kind. The second way is to be kind. The third way is to be kind.

I had my electricity turned off three times because I never had time to pay my bills. It was a joke. I'm making a ton of money, and I'm walking around my apartment with flashlights.

Island of Hispaniola once so populous (having a population that I estimated to be more than three million), has now a population of barely two hundred persons.

There are three all-powerful evils: lust, anger and greed.

A child can teach an adult three things: to be happy for no reason, to always be busy with something, and to know how to demand with all his might that which he desires.

Three rules of success in fashion: perseverance, dream a bit and be passionate about it.

Knowledge has three degrees--opinion, science, illumination. The means or instrument of the first is sense; of the second, dialectic; of the third, intuition.

Anything worthwhile is hard, and dancing is very hard, and if you've ever studied dancing of any kind you'd know that to be in precision, three people dancing together.

The three toughest fighters I ever fought were Sugar Ray Robinson, Sugar Ray Robinson and Sugar Ray Robinson. I fought Sugar so many times, I'm surprised I'm not diabetic.

There are three types of baseball players: Those who make it happen, those who watch it happen and those who wonder what happens.

There are only three sports: bullfighting, motor racing, and mountaineering; all the rest are merely games.

I was reminded of another very special word when I was driving into Ann Arbor this morning, and that word is homecoming. Our family's had three homecomings to Ann Arbor, Michigan, in my lifetime.