The One Quotes

If I've learned one thing in life, it's you can never go back.

One day,I might be able to tell my grandkids I interviewed the last president of the United States.

Like all great theologies, Bill [O'Reilly]'s can be boiled down to one sentence: There must be a god, because I don't know how things work.

It is one thing to make a mistake, and quite another thing not to admit it.

Not one word of the following is true

"I am not an American of JEWISH faith. I am a JEW. I have been a JEW for a thousand years. Hitler was right in one thing. He calls the Jewish people a race, and we are a race."

There's one way of looking at the Trump phenomenon that he's essentially a Doofus or he is an opportunist.

Next morning I went over to Paul’s for coffee and told him I had finished. “Good for you,” he said without looking up. “Start the next one today.

I bought some instant water one time but I didn't know what to add to it.

The World Development Movement, to take just one example, is doing good work. Some political parties are, too.

One man thinks before he acts. Another man thinks after he acts. Each is of the opinon that the other thinks too much.

One thing I must tell you. Idolatry in India does not mean anything horrible. It is not the mother of harlots.

Endeavors that help me satisfy you, my goddess of desire, pleasure, and corny one-liners.

There’s only one thing that we have to do in life, and that is to die.

I've never felt like there's just one way to be beautiful. Tall or short, straight hair or curly, it doesn't matter.

When our time's up, it's up. All the money in the world won't buy you one more day.

When you do a show five days a week and one night a week, the way I was doing, you use up so much music every day that pretty soon you find yourself hustling for material.

Being disappointed is one thing and being discouraged is something else. I am disappointed but I am not discouraged.

Liquor is one way out an’ death’s the other.

One way of assessing the toxicity of a drug is how do you feel the next day?

Whenever conscience commands anything, there is only one thing to fear, and that is fear.

I only wish I could write with both hands, so as not to forget one thing while I am saying another.

Listen twice as much as you talk, since you were born with two ears and one mouth.

What is normal? Normal was yesterday. If you lose a leg, one day you're hopping around on one leg, so you know the difference.

And it came to pass that in time the Great God Om spake unto Brutha, the Chosen One: "Psst!

One day of good preaching is no match for six days of inconsistent practice. God will never honor His church with complete success until it completely honors Him.

Avoid the base hypocrisy of condemning in one man what you pass over in silence when committed by another.

The ordinary air fighter is an extraordinary man and the extraordinary air fighter stands as one in a million among his fellows.

I had to go off the circuit twice to avoid him. I don't know what Rene Arnoux is doing in Formula One racing. He should be on the beach.

There is but one thing without honor, smitten with eternal barrenness, inability to do or to be,-insincerity, unbelief.

Good Christian people, here lies for you an inestimable loan; take all heed thereof, in all carefulness, employ it: with high recompense, or else with heavy penalty, will it one day be required back.

Science and literature are not two things, but two sides of one thing.

That's the other thing about working on movies, the commitment is years. That's one thing that's so frustrating about the process is that it goes on and on and on for years.

Teamwork," Koteks snarled, "is one word for it, yeah. What it really is is a way to avoid responsibility. It's a symptom of the gutlessness of the whole society.

A single model enables me to focus on one thing at a time, separating design and form and color into three successive stages.

I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig.

I do plan to return to golf one day. I just don't know when that day will be.

The way one approaches a wilderness story is to fashion a quest - find something that you are truly interested in finding or discovering.

If you do weave one-liners into a story, you have to have an overall story as well, otherwise it doesn't really count as narrative.

Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes.

Every shot has its commission, d'ye see? We must all die at one time, as the saying is.

Music is just one of the tools a director has with which to paint and I think it's one of the most effective.

My name is Joel Goodson. I deal in human fulfillment. I grossed over eight thousand dollars in one night.

Mostly I sit at home in the evenings watching the box and hoping that one day I'll evolve into plankton.

In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it . . . research.

I cannot say that I write with any social objective. One writes because one loves writing, really.

Junk journalism is the evidence of a society that has got at least one thing right, that there should be nobody with the power to dictate where responsible journalism begins.

One day I would love to do rock a gig on the moon - how rad would that be? Isn't Richard Branson flying planes to outer space? Mötley Crüe could be the first band to play on the moon.

If there is one thing Britain should learn from the last 50 years, it is this: Europe can only get more important for us.

I am really good about compartmentalizing and treating my family as one thing and the show or whatever my job as a secondary thing.