Skulduggery Quotes

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I love you all, even those I don’t particularly like. That’s you, Beryl.

The sparrow flies south for the winter.

"Found something?"..."No, sorry. I thought I had, but, no, it turned out to be, uh… more floor."

Tides do what tides do – they turn.

Right, well, we've got to work out what we need. We've got to work out what we need, how we get it, and what we need to get to get what we need.

You're not stealing anything, you're not breaking anything, so I'd guess you're Stephanie.

Are you kidding? I jumped off a building -- of course I'm hurt.

Come and have a go, if you think you're hard enough

Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.

You can only anticipate what someone is going to do if you know exactly what that someone has just done.' --Skulduggery

You need to find yourself a new hero." - Skulduggery Pleasant.

Suddenly Saracen Rue looked old and tired, and Skulduggery Pleasant came into focus as what he really was – a genius, a killer, a tortured soul, and the only true dead man among them.

When I meet people, I no longer say "Hi, I'm Derek Landy, pleased to meet you." Now I say "Hi, I'm number one bestselling author Derek Landy. Worship me.

skulduggery pleasant is the best book I've ever read and has enspired myself to become an author.

Valkyrie smiled patiently. "I like how you do your make-up. Do you use a brush, or just dip your head in the bucket?

Wow, " she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with, " Skulduggery said.

Of course I want to kill you, " said Skulduggery. "I want to kill most people. But then where would I be? In a field of dead people with no one to talk to.

Violence?"Skulduggery said. "Violence is never the answer, until it's the only answer.

Stephanie had no problem doing what shewas told, just so long as she was given a good reason why sheshould.

I love stories with a happy ending, ” Inspector Me said.

I wasn't always who I am now. No one ever is. I've spent my entire lifetime becoming who I am. Finally, I'm here and I'm old. It's depressing, it really is.

It was a trap. It was so obviously a trap.Darquesse smiled.

It would be fun, ” Skulduggery nodded. ”I like kicking Wreath in the face. I haven't had a chance to do it nearly as much as I'd like.

Kindness suits you.""Really? I think I'm quite allergic to it.

Peace means nothing without freedom.

The workshop door opened and Skulduggery emerged. "Ryan, " he said, "stop leaning on my car.