Satire Quotes
I satirize at all times, and my hyperboles are as nothing compared to the events to which they refer.
There may come a day when internet comments sections are deemed, for the good of humanity and the sanity of civilization in general, to be a form of biohazard or metaphysical catastrophe.
Have we all become so desperate to share everything that we've stopped enjoying our lives?
When things in the country are in the pits, start a war with somebody.
An evergreen flower is never scared of the upcoming fall.
Everyday she loses a bit more of herself, every day another nail in her coffin house payments medical bills and middle aged isolation
The only candidate I'd allow to play my music would be Bigfoot, and unless we're talking about foraging for squirrels, he's notoriously apolitical.
Trying to be offensive for the sole purpose of being offensive should always deem one the least offensive of offenders.
Poverty, hatred, war, police-criminals, bureaucracy, insanity, all symptoms of The Human Virus.
The living and dead were thrown together, and the dead looked away first.-Description of Doomsday
Excerpt from Magel's Daughter:"I think we're all like the lutefisk, steeped in poison, and then we try to clean it up for Christmas.
The misnomer is that satirists are pessimists, or even misanthropes, but usually it is just a way to unlock human potential.
At my lowest point, when things were at their most desperate and uncomfortable, I always found myself in the company of Australians, who were like a reminder that I'd touched bottom.
...in the worst of circumstances, the hypocrite who pretends to be good does less harm than the public sinner.
He was too smitten by his second wife and the sons she produced easily and regularly at eighteen-month intervals to bother too much about a daughter.
And you are certainly not the pine-scented air.There is just no way that you are the pine-scented air
Why was the meeting between the Americans and the Russians so tensed?Because nobody knows what Vladimir Put In Barbara’s Bush! From 'Walk On By II
My only regret is that I don't have more to regret.
You are either on Wall Street or you’re a bum and there’s nothing in between.
Have a little sociological beano. As you said - in sociology one can do anything and call it work.
Well, really, how would you like to make love with someone who kept twittering about his pure mystic modality and wanted to stick flowers in your navel?
I don't do 'black music, ' I don't do 'white music'...I make fight music, for high school kids.
I mean emotionally, women are like Bruce Lee and we’re like Donald Duck. An’ I think a lotta guys are afraid of that.
Why, on to the castle, to kill the royal family, and claim the throne that isn't mine by right!
Can’t say what impresses me most about my followers – their good looks, their incredible intellects, or their immunity to cheap flattery.
Olga was better, in the sun, where he could see every pore in her skin. Get closer. Feel her next to him. It was all he wanted in the world. It was the last thing in the world that he could do.
…he’d assumed their relationship would go on forever. It was going on now, but in another way, like the rearrangement of the stars, which were all still in the sky, just burning in unexpected places.
We just move on, don’t we, with traitors still amongst us? But there was one thought that wouldn’t go away. If I loved him, I would forgive him.
But this bus was a bit too full. The driver only appeared to control the glass and metal around him. In reality, he was at the nose of a travelling paroxysm.
My main regret in life is that there is no MacArthur Fellowship awarded in the field of Panda Satire.
Pay attention, ” Gareth said to Moxie. “If it comes down to a choice of gettin’ captured or killed by Saxons or brigands, dead is less bad,
Incidentally, it’s easy to write prescriptions, but difficult to come to an understanding with people.
As long as there is life, my dear friends, laughter will be the weapon of we who mock it even as we struggle to understand it.
If you live your life with passion, every second will become an adventure.
It doesn't matter whether they mean it or not. That's why they make little kids pledge allegiance even before they know what 'pledge' and 'allegiance' mean.
The world is an asylum where the inmates keep the warders in their place.
Now that Mohtarma Veena Malik has embraced Burqa, she should be sent to negotiate with Maulana Burqa, dare I say.
Ball tempering is common in Cricket. Rigging is common in Elections. Whats the big deal? — Najumi Sethi
Behind every preventable threat to the future of the human race lurks a boy in a man's body with both hands buried deep in the cookie jar set aside for future generations.
