Random Quotes

When you're out in the wilderness and get back to base camp only to discover sleeping bag turndown service….that's no chocolate on the pillow

Come Hell or High Water" usually depends on the kind of plug you use in the bath tub

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

The only difference between me and a madman is that he has the certification

Don't you wish we all lived in black light.... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it

Some people drip wax on themselves like a human chianti bottle to see if they feel anything….but getting a wicker basket to fit them is a fiasco

Inspiration is someone who gives you freedom to think out of his own ways. He doesn't want you to believe in his own ideas.

I looked for company and i found myself.

Possibility of enjoying life makes death feel terrible.

Together a brick and a blanket create the perfect metaphor for life. Will you be a brick and make something of your life, or be a blanket and sleep your life away?

I just want to this about that.

The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.

A brick can be used to represent the zero probability of this book being any good.

In my illustrious career as a university student, I turned in over 100 papers so that one day, in the end, I got 1 paper in return.

Information and complexity go hand in hand.

If you want to say, Lucia, there is no inside of the park benches, I won’t argue with you. But, then you have to say where the pigeons come from.

Some people are born to fandom, others have fandom thrust upon them.

World is so full of idiots that you can't even imagine to escape. The only solution is isolation. But it still spares one!

MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.

You keep the title of 'president' even if you served only one term. The same goes for rapists.

I walked and walked, sometimes with an objective- a friend's house, a shop, the church or school- but mostly at random, to outrun oppression.

Without road maps fate just takes over to create random events.

Night descended on Roarhaven like a woolly blanket of blackness with holes in it that were the stars.

The Black Pit of Despair is temporarily closed for renovations. We apologize for any inconvenience.

Thomas was sick of being accused of knowing things.

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you’re having a churro.

If you fall, I'll be the there

lying in bed with Johnny Depp sussing out which males are what kind of pet from their clothes.