Paper Quotes

I've never written jokes. I mean, I'll write things on a piece of paper and riff on them onstage.

I read the New York Times, and if I'm in a different city, I'll skim that paper.

The majority decision constitutionalizes a distinction between a red leather pouch and a paper bag that is necessarily based at least in some part on economic and class differences and perceptions.

How do you commemorate a year? A paper anniversary, but we are the words written down, not the paper.

When I was little in Spokane, Washington I drew all the time... and my father would bring paper home... and I mostly drew browning automatic water-cooled sub-machine guns... that was my favorite.

Watercolour could have been used more by the modernists. It is so direct, and when the white paper convention is accepted, so powerful, even brutal, that it would seem an ideal medium.

This is me.’" He handed her the precious scrap of paper. ‘Call me or I’ll call you, but one of us will call, yes? What I mean is it’s not a competition. You don’t lose if you phone first

They were Jesuits," she told me. "That means they believe in God but not in terlet paper. You should have seen their underwear. Disgusting.

I know a lot of people in the retirement village that I have a house in in Florida that are on the Internet and are reading the paper on the Internet, and they're communicating on the Internet.

Some guys can do digital things where they make some tricks work, but I work on paper and I work with washes. You can't just change things afterwards. You have to get it right on the page.

Rock is fine. No structural damage to rock. Rock can break through paper at any point. Just say the word. Paper sucks.

Let me walk through the fields of paper touching with my wand dry stems and stunted butterflies.

If you write in the paper 'Lee stinks,' that's not going to affect me. I'll just laugh. And if you write 'Derrek Lee is the best player in the league,' that won't affect me either. I'll laugh.

Tabloid photos capture people at their most self-conscious and disoriented; in real life, Paris Hilton is like an elegant paper crane.

I could cut a star out of paper and drop it.

Well, my paper has asked me to do a series: Lives of the Great Musicians, reading time 2 minutes.

I ain't never far away from a pencil and paper or a tape recorder.

He wanted paper and something to write with, some way to sustain a thought, to place it in the world.

I'm always jotting things down on pieces of paper. I've got pieces of paper all over my house.

Set your goals to paper and you are halfway there!

Of course newspaper sportswriting is mostly terrible - and of course it is usually the best writing in the paper.

I spent thirty-two years in a paper mill in southern Ohio, and before that I worked in a meatpacking plant and a shoe factory.

I think the biggest influence on the book, as far as the humor goes, comes, at least indirectly, from the men I worked with in the paper mill. Some of them could make a dog laugh.

No paper is more corrupt than the failing New York Times. The good news is it is failing, it won't be around too much longer.

You have to live life if you're going to create believable lives on paper.

And then, at night, the lit lamp and the drawn curtain, with the flutter of the turned page and soft scrape of pen on paper the only sounds to break the silence between quarter- and quarter-chime.

Sometimes things are nothing on paper, but a genius director turns it into something amazing.

We should create a holiday that celebrates money for what it is, essentially worthless paper, upon which we agree to pretend it has value.

White people set goals, rappers 'chase paper', and the Chinese are too busy doing both to talk about either one.

Count my own money, see the paper cut fingers?

I do get the comics online I guess but it's such a pain. I'd rather just get them in the paper and read them.

Paper acts as an eraser on the mind, as soon as you look at what you've written.

There's something about seeing a guy's feelings written down, something about him taking that risk and committing that heart to paper, that means so much more than anything he could just say.

I have been nominated three times. I have the little pieces of paper to prove it.

After all these years, I've done well and I'm cool. I feel comfortable in my skin, I've saved some paper, everybody's healthy, my kids are beautiful and smart, doing different things, it's all good.

A good book is a kind of paper club, serving to rouse the slumbrous and to silence the obtuse.

Naturally, no writer who's any good at all would sit down and put a sheet of paper in a typewriter and start typing a play unless he knew what he was writing about.

You learned in school that you have pencils and paper only because the trees gave themselves in unconditional sacrifice.

I always wanted to do a deal with Russell Simmons, and now I've got my signature on a piece of paper with his.

A life's record with God in the details can be a spiritual feast for our souls. When we count our blessings on paper, our gratitude soars. It is all so evident.

You couldn't even write me a paper about the roles you would dream of playing in modern musical theatre.

If people want to criticize me because it sells papers, that's fine. I just don't like it when it's inaccurate.

I love to tell stories and this is my way of getting them down on paper.

In middle school I wrote a paper on Hemingway and none of the sentences had more than five words.

I wrote a paper [in school] on [William] Faulkner and no one could tell what the sentences meant.

....a perfect paper airplane.

Plan your garden on paper. Mistakes made on paper won't cost you much in time or money.

My pen and paper causes a chain reaction, to get your brain relaxing.

You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em But you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em

I enjoy films where two characters are coming of age, just different ages. That's why I love 'Paper Moon' so much.