My Wife Quotes

A young bride is like a plucked flower; but a guilty wife is like a flower that had been walked over.

I have a wife and two boys. One is 18 and the other is 14. The 18-year old is getting ready for college next year and he made a decision to run track. He runs a lot like Michael Johnson.

No man has ever yet discovered the way to give friendly advice to any woman, not even to his own wife.

My wife is the CEO of the family. I'm the fun guy, just trying to make it up as I go along.

A lover teaches a wife all her husband has kept from her.

The woman is uniformly sacrificed to the wife and mother.

It is not monogamy when there is one legal wife, and mistresses out of sight.

Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.

On every birthday, I ask my wife, 'What would you like this year?' and her instant reply is, 'Diamonds! Diamonds! Diamonds!' I'm always living in hope that one day she'll say she just wants me!

With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me.

All that a husband or wife really wants is to be pitied a little, praised a little, and appreciated a little.

Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!

My wife and I have so much fun when we travel and find anything... like stray cats and squirrels.

Yes, I travel in unusual circles. George Osborne and his wife Frances are my cousins.

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

Pride adversely affects all our relationships - our relationship with God and His servants, between husband and wife, parent and child, employer and employee, teacher and student, and all mankind.

I was at one time a football wife, and there is a certain level of bonding that happens between women who are the wives of football players.

Floyd Paterson and other fighters, they just don't take part.They make a million dollars, they get a Rolls Royce and a nice home and a white wife and think, 'well, I made it'.

My wife had a go at me last night. She said, Youll drive me to my grave. I had the car out in thirty seconds.

No man should have a secret from his wife. She invariably finds it out.

We know how powerful our mother was when we were little, but is our wife that powerful to us now? Must we relive our great deed of escape from Mama with every other woman in our life?

He that hath wife and children hath given hostages to fortune; for they are impediments to great enterprises, either of virtue or mischief.

I think I hit the bottom when my wife left me while I was on the road.

She [my wife] has had a Caesarean, so she can't bend over. It's a good excuse [for not changing nappies], I suppose.

You only require two things in life: your sanity and your wife.

Once his wife goes to sleep it takes a minor nuclear explosion to wake her.

Adam knew Eve his wife and she conceived. It is a pity that this is still the only knowledge of their wives at which some men seem to arrive.

There is nothing I have to reflect on that gives me more satisfaction than the fact that my life is insured for the benefit of my Dear Wife and children.

A lazy man's wife is generally the power behind the drone.

A second wife is hateful to the children of the first; A viper is not more hateful.

The mass of the people commence life with no other capital than the union of head, hearts and hands. To the benefit of this best of capital the wife has no right.

As part of my relationship with my wife and my daughter, and we share everything and talk about everything.

I felt rich when I was 20 years old and my wife was paying my bills. Just being in a band, I've always felt blessed.

Come, let us choose us wives from among the children of men and beget us children.

When I was young, my father was lord Of a small kingdom: a wife, a garden, Kids for whom his word was Word. It took years for my view to harden, To shrink him to human size.

I employed my wife for three years to sit in the attic and type up my autobiography, 700 pages, organise everywhere I go. I'm paying the normal rate of tax on the money I take out for myself.

I'm having trouble managing the mansion. What I need is a wife.

You surely know that in the course of a long marriage it is not unusual for a husband or a wife to develop a crush on someone else.

My wife and I just prefer Seattle. It's a beautiful city. Great setting. You open your front door in the morning and the air smells like pine and the sea, as opposed to bus exhaust.

I am imperfect in a million ways, but I always thought I was the kind of woman, the kind of wife to whom a husband would be faithful.

Teacher, tender comrade, wife, A fellow-farer true through life.

It is as acceptable now to love the wives of others as it is to smoke their cigars and read their books.

Hockey has given me everything, most importantly it brought me to Swift Current, where I met my wife Deb.

If woman wants to have kids and work a little less she has a big disadvantage compared to a male colleague who has a stay-at-home wife packing his suitcases.

I can assure you that my wife and I - every penny of income we've ever had, our taxes were paid in West Virginia.

Between a man and his wife nothing ought to rule but love. Authority is for children and servants, yet not without sweetness.

I know I'm honest and dependable, usually. I know I'm always dependable for my wife. I'm always at home and I'm always there to help.

Should all despair That have revolted wives, the tenth of mankind Would hang themselves.

A house does not need a wife any more than it needs a husband.