Monogamy Quotes

I can give you honesty, monogamy, and more passion than you can stand, but not love. That emotion died in me long ago, as I suspect you already know.

Monogamy is so weird. Like when you know their name and stuff.

Monogamy is god's way of making death seem like a more reasonable option.

Infidelity is a deal breaker for me. I've broken up with people over it. You can't do monogamy 90 percent of the time.

Confusing monogamy with morality has done more to destroy the conscience of the human race than any other error.

When I hear that "Possession is the grave of love, " I remember that a religion may begin with the resurrection.

When a man cheats, it is said it is because he is a dog. When a woman cheats, it is said it is because her man is a dog.

Happily-ever-after monogamy has been reinforced so steadily in literature that we tend to feel like failures when we don’t achieve that in reality.

Have you seen what wolves do to their prey? But they do mate for life.

Every one belongs to every one else.

Marriage converts a player into a polygamist.

Mr. Right' is usually two or eight men.

If love wasn’t conditional, every single first encounter with individuals of your 'preferred' gender would result in *love at first sight.*

If love wasn't conditional, everybody would be in love with everybody.

I want you to be my black vulture:forever monogamous!

People will sometimes find themselves attracted to others, that's just who they are. It's what they do with that attraction that defines them.

Monogamy is faith in the faithless