Might Quotes

Is it me or is President Bush's life starting to sound like a country song. He's from Texas, his dog just died, and it looks like he might lose his job. Next thing, his truck is going to break down.

Barack Obama's mother-in-law might be moving into the White House with him. Joe Biden was right. Hostile forces will test him in the first few months.

John Kerry went hunting today. He said he killed a goose. He didn't bring Teresa along because he was a little rusty and he was afraid he might kill the goose that laid the golden egg.

Nike actually has a pair of shoes called Air-Turbulence. Try getting past airline security wearing those. Might as well call them Air-Osama.

You might recognize me, I'm the fourth guy from the left on the evolutionary chart.

Sight and touch, being thus increased in capacity, might belong to some species far superior to man; or rather the human species would be far different had all the senses been thus improved.

We ought not to make those people our enemies who might have become our friends, if we had only known them better.

I have been a reader of Science Fiction and Fantasy for a long time, since I was 11 or 12 I think, so I understand it and I'm not at all surprised that readers of the genre might enjoy my books.

We lose all that time which we might employ better.

Bones,” I sighed. “Know something? I’m not afraid of you, but you scare me….” His outline blurred again. “You scare me, too, Kitten,” he might have replied, but I couldn’t be sure.

I might look as average as the next person but I had a few secrets up my sleeves. And lots of knives of course.

Good. If you checked your e-mail every five minutes, or keep texting and Tweeting in the middle of our conversation, I might snap your neck out of sheer principle.

Much as we might wish it, looks don't always last forever. That's why, if you're looking for a long-term relationship, it's extremely important to take into consideration qualities that will last.

I feel like I failed," I said. "Don't beat yourself up," Jim said. "She might not have turned out like you planned, but that don't mean she turned out wrong.

A strategy would be how do we mobilize support for the remnants of the Syrian Free Army, and it might require combat troops to inspire an international effort.

People trust that a guy who can bring up two kids on his own might be able to help them.

You might be a redneck if your mother has been involved in a fist fight at a high school sports event.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming.

You might be a redneck if the dog catcher calls for a backup unit when he visits your house.

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

If someone at Fleet Farm offers you assistance and they don't work there you might live in Wisconsin.

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you've ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if your good deed for the month was hiding your brother for a few days.

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is.

You might be a redneck if you're still scalping tickets after the concert is over.

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine.

You might be a redneck if you're turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown.

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

You might be a redneck if the Home Shopping Channel operator recognizes your voice.

You might be a redneck if you watch cartoons long after your kids get bored.

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck.

If you think a quaterhorse is that ride in front of Kmart.. You might be a rednneck

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park.

You might be a redneck if your 'huntin dog' cost more than the truck you drive him around in.

You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion.

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center.