Men Quotes
Men are self-confident because they grow up identifying with super-heroes. Women have bad self-images because they grow up identifying with Barbie.
Men love watches with multiple functions. My husband has one that is a combination address book, telescope and piano.
Men have an easier time buying bathing suits. Women have two types: depressing and more depressing. Men have two types: nerdy and not nerdy.
All men are afraid of eyelash curlers. They don't understand them, and they don't want to get near them. I sleep with one under my pillow, instead of a gun.
Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald".
Men love to be the first to read the newspaper in the morning. Not being the first is upsetting to their psyches.
Wonka: But, Charlie, don't forget what happened to the man who suddenly got everything he always wanted. Charlie: What happened? Wonka: He lived happily ever after.
Nothing fazes me. I'm like some kinda Space man on his way to Mars with a big gun and a whole lot of coffee.
Don't throw me teddy-bears, I'm 23! I'm a man! Throw me condoms or money! Paper, not coins.
In terms of morals there is no such thing as ‘state.’ Just men. Individuals. Each responsible for his own acts.
...a book need never die and should not be killed; books were the immortal part of man.
The brown monkey's instinct to kill is correct; such men are dangerous to all monkey customs.
For the soundest of evolutionary reasons man appears at his best when times are worst.
In nature we see where God has been. In our fellow man, we see where He is still at work.
As a man, I've learned that there is nothing easier in married life than pleasing your wife with your cooking.
Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.
History is man's best guess as to what the past would look like if everything had happened in chronological order.
Nae man can tether time or tide; The hour approachesTam maun ride; That hour, o'night's black arch the key-stane, That dreary hourTam mounts his beast in.
John Barleycorn was a hero bold, Of noble enterprise, For if you do but taste his blood, 'Twill make your courage rise, Twill make a man forget his wo; 'Twill heighten all his joy.
To be listened to is... a nearly unique experience for most people. It is enormously stimulating... Man clamors for the freedom to express himself and for knowing that he counts.
Man is a hybrid. From a lower order we have been genetically manipulated by advanced intelligences into what we are. Now that in itself is dynamite for god's sake.
Men of vision caught glimpses of truth and beauty shining aloft like stars: and in these glimpses was a new hope for the unification of mankind through enlightenment.
A voice said, Look me in the stars And tell me truly, men of earth, If all the soul-and-body scars Were not too much to pay for birth.
There is much in nature against us. But we forget: Take nature altogether since time began, Including human nature, in peace and war, And it must be a little more in favor of man.
I fail to see what fun, what satisfaction / A God can find in laughing at how badly / Men fumble at the possibilities.
Progress is always the product of fresh thinking, and much of it thinking which to practical men bears the semblance of dreaming.
Originally marriage meant the sale of a woman by one man to another; now most women sell themselves though they have no intention of delivering the goods listed in the bill of sale.
The man who invented the telescope found out more about heaven than the closed eyes of prayer ever discovered.
It is with men as with other things. The mullein needs only a year, but the oak a century, and the greatest men are those who have continued to grow as long as they have lived.
A miracle is the badge and brand of fraud. ... No intelligent, honest man ever pretended to perform a miracle, and never will.
Most people can bear adversity. But if you wish to know what a man really is, give him power.
The history of the world shows that when a mean thing was done, man did it; when a good thing was done, man did it.
God cannot send to eternal pain a man who has done something toward improving the condition of his fellow-man. If he can, I had rather go to hell than to heaven and keep company with such a god.
The more a man knows, the more willing he is to learn-the less a man knows, the more positive he is that he knows everything.
Eternal punishment must be eternal cruelty, and I do not see how any man, unless he has the brain of an idiot, or the heart of a wild beast, can believe in eternal punishment.
A person gets from a symbol the meaning he puts into it, and what is one man's comfort and inspiration is another's jest and scorn.
Men are suspicious; prone to discontent: Subjects still loathe the present Government.
There is only one honest impulse at the bottom of Puritanism, and that is the impulse to punish the man with a superior capacity for happiness.
The great difficulty about keeping the Ten Commandments is that no man can keep them and be a gentleman.