Men Quotes

Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.

Men don't live well by themselves. They don't even live like people. They live like bears with furniture.

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

Men who consistently leave the toilet seat up secretly want women to get up to go the bathroom in the middle of the night and fall in.

If youre going to kiss a man, let it be a beautiful man like Ed Speleers.

I like the tradition of ordinary men in extraordinary circumstances and how they react to events which force them to be heroic in a way that is not in their natures.

I was a boy, suddenly treated like the men and expected to act like them.

Money is truthful. If a man speaks of his honor, make him pay cash.

Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the time.

A slave cannot be freed, save he do it himself. Nor can you enslave a free man; the very most you can do is kill him!

To get anywhere, or even to live a long time, a man has to guess, and guess right, over and over again, without enough data for a logical answer.

A little more money won't do you any good - because daughters can use up ten percent more than a man can make in any normal occupation, regardless of the amount.

Men are expendable; women and children are not. A tribe or a nation can lose a high percentage of its men and still pick up the pieces and go on ... as long as the women and children are saved.

Wisdom includes not getting angry unnecessarily. The Law ignores trifles and the wise man does, too.

Correct morality can only be derived from what man is — not from what do-gooders and well-meaning aunt Nellies would like him to be.

Customs tell a man who he is, where he belongs, what he must do. Better illogical customs than none; men cannot live together without them.

Spacemen - men who work in space, pilots and jetmen and astrogators and such - are men who like a few million miles of elbow room.

There ought not to be anything in the whole universe that man can't poke his nose into-that's the way we're built and I assume that there's some reason for that.

A "critic" is a man who creates nothing.

We show wisdom by a decent conformity to social etiquette; it is excess of neatness or display that creates dandyism in men, and coquetry in women.

Men make clothes for the women they'd like to be with or in most cases the women they'd like to be.

The Cross was the manifestation of Divine love without reserve or limit; but it was also the expression of man's unutterable malignity.

The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled.

One of the chief duties of the fan is to engage in arguments with the man behind him. This department of the game has been allowed to run down fearfully.

The grave, dread thing! Men shiver when thou'rt named: Nature appalled, Shakes off her wonted firmness.

I am used to hear bad men misuse the name of God, yet God exists.

I was thinking of resigning since I did not want to be perceived as a man who did the president's bidding to save my job. I have had some time to think about it since. I think I did the right thing

A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.

If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey the commands of a rabbit.

What's a man's age? He must hurry more, that's all; Cram in a day, what his youth took a year to hold.

Rejoice that man is hurled, From change to change unceasingly, His soul's wings never furled!

Youth means love, Vows can't change nature, priests are only men.

There's a new tribunal now higher than God's -The educated man's!

How good is man's life, the mere living! How fit to employ all the heart and the soul and the senses forever in joy!

Finds progress, man's distinctive mark alone, Not God's, and not the beast's; God is, they are, Man partly is, and wholly hopes to be.

Fail I alone, in words and deeds? Why, all men strive and who succeeds?

That man is great, and he alone, Who serves a greatness not his own, For neither praise nor self: Content to know and be unknown: Whole in himself.

Art is Nature made by Man, To Man the interpreter of God.

The best plans of men and mice often go awry.

All my fears and cares are of this world; if there is another, an honest man has nothing to fear from it.

When Nature her great masterpiece designed,And framed her last, best work, the human mind,Her eye intent on all the wondrous plan,She formed of various stuff the various Man.

The rank is but the guinea's stamp, The man's the gowd for a' that.

A prince can mak a belted knight, A marquis, duke, and a' that; But an honest man's aboon his might: Guid faith, he maunna fa' that.

Violence begets violence, and then you get leaders who are violent men. And you don't want that.

Property in man, always morally unjust, has become nationally dangerous.

It is within your power at this very moment not only to consumate an act of enlightened statesmanship, but, as the instrument of the Almighty, to restore to freedom a race of men.

But the idea of a man making his living by writing seemed, in that hardy environment, so fantastic that even today I am sometimes myself assailed by a feeling of unreality.

We cannot afford to be idle, and though weaker than our opponents in men and military equipments, must endeavor to harass, if we cannot destroy them.

For I consider the character of no man affected by a want of success, provided he has made an honest effort to succeed.