Massage Quotes

Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall. And get a massage - you look really stressed

I love a good massage, and they gotta go deep.

[about her offer of a Swedish massage] Alex: You're not Swedish. Brittany: Yeah, well, neither are you. So if I do it wrong you'll never know the difference.

I'm a spa person. Massages keep me relaxed, so I always try to make time for them when I tour.

I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur... It was during the massage that it started to become sensual, and that led to him masturbating me.

When I was 17, I had my first proper girlfriend, and on Valentine's Day, I painted a canvas of her, bought her a massage, put flowers on the stairs, and ran a bath.

Normally, I rely heavily on my director to massage me out of my actor comfort zones.

Did you ever wake up with an erection...and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

When my husband kisses my ears. My ears turn me on like nothing else, they must be my most erogenous zone. Just having my ears kneaded is like a full body massage.

Nothing beats a really rough massage. I really hate a man who goes all limp when he's doing a massage. Who needs a soft massage? Just get in there and rub me hard or don't bother.

Treat each person as you would an old friend.

Assuming I'm home and don't have an event, I'll have a massage or I'll talk on the phone.

The good thing about being stuck at the airport for an extra hour, is that it gives you a chance to give weary travelers surprise massages.

Well, sure, but I don't bring God into it. I think shower massage might have been invented by the devil. God invented the missionary position.

He looked at the box with interest. 'Well, well. Five speeds. Heat and massage. Deep, penetrating action. Sure this isn't yours?

Or for the gorgeously bare vampire to give her a sensual massage while feeding her peeled grapes.

The last really expensive trip we took was so uncomfortable. It's so lazy. I want somebody to give me a great $30 massage as opposed to a bad $265 massage.

Some days you feel like you've had the greatest ego massage, then the next day you've been trampled on.

If anybody knows me, knows that I'm a workhorse, not just on the floor, but psychologically. I meditate a lot, I like to get massages, do yoga. I like to keep a balance.

At first the kid kicking the back of my airplane seat was enraging. Then I imagined it was a broken massage chair and I kinda liked it.

You can't marry boys and expect them to be men - and you can't massage them into being men.

When I really treat myself, I go to incredible Leonor Greyl in Paris for a head massage.

I can do my part of the storytelling. I can carry it. I can paint it. I can maneuver it. I can massage it. But if I don't have anything to work with, then there's nothing.

That comes from most people having an American film model in their heads which is nothing but a total illusionary masturbatory massage.

There are, after all, approaches to be made other than the dependable routes that massage sentimental expectations and provide easy opportunities for emotional identification.

Days I kept busy with fractured angels' client masquerades.

After a grueling leg workout nothing feels better than a slow, deep massage on your quads.

Indulgence comes in all varieties: a mouthful of gourmet chocolate, a hot stone massage, a week in Paris or 20 uninterrupted minutes to getlost in a book.