Marriage Humor Quotes
Marriage Humor Quote of the day
I do find that humor helps in relationships. It certainly helps in my marriage now because I'm a very, very fallible person. And if I wasn't funny I'd be kicked right out the door.
The most incomprehensible thing in the world to a man, is a woman who rejects his offer of marriage!
I really am happy for Kiley. And for you and every other happily married lady. Except for that I'm not happy for you. I kind of want you all to drop dead.
Darling, I would follow you through the blackest midnight—just not without my trousers!
Well, no, not married as such, but yes, there is a specific girl that I'm not married to.
Nothing's really changed since then, except that now any children we have might be wizards themselves, and I'll be hopelessly outnumbered.
When you fall in love, two people are mad for each other, When these two people get married, others say that they are made for each other, After marriage, the same two people are mad at each other.
Ethan: "You think I'm a hero?"Beth: "Yes."Ethan: "But lousy husband material?" Like that really mattered to him.Beth: "Don't sweat it. So was Superman.
My mother is convinced that yellow is a happy color and that a happy girl would get a husband.-Penelope Featherington
Divorce runs high these days, but I’m an exception to the norm. I got divorced when marriage was still popular.
Every culture has some ritual for joining two people together and making them stay that way, and ours is giving tax breaks.
Men are pigs, darling. I really have every sympathy for women that they actually have to choose one of these arrogant, stupid morons to settle down with and marry.
As a society, let's all strive to make "old fashioned" the "new fashion". Husbands make it clear to your wives that you are on a mission to become her knight in shining armor.
A man wants too many things before marriage, but only peace after it.
Chorus of old men: How true the saying: 'Tis impossible to live with the baggages, impossible to live without 'em.
Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other’s vices.
O Lord, grant my dearest husband, Jeremiah Nii Mama Akita, the spirit of prayer and the grace to read thy word.
A joyful soul, a grateful spirit full of love and light!
There is a perfect marriage. Any marriage counselor can tell you that.
While you’re singing something romantic, I can’t get the lyrics to ‘Love and Marriage’ out of my head, and that tune always reminds me of the jingle from Jeopardy.
Most of a husband’s life is spent in doing research on his wife.
