Laughing Quotes

It doesn't matter if you're play-pretending crying or play-pretending laughing, you're still play-pretending.

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I'm really funny. I do.

It felt odd to be laughing during a firefight. Then again, if you can't laugh when you're about to die, when can you?

I steeled myself against laughter; I would rather die than laugh. I didn’t laugh, I did not laugh. But I died, I did die.

I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as I used to, but I can still be a little comedian every now and then.

I would lying if I said I would laugh in the face of death.

I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.

I think if you see that no one is going to laugh at you for it, I think the concept of living nicely will be infectious. I believe there is room for the absence of cynicism.

We started gearing our content more to what makes us laugh and stories we wanted to tell, and we had to decide, early on, to not be precious about it.

It's better to sail with a moody good captain than a laughing bad one.

She is laughing up her sleeve at you.

You can make the audience laugh, be funny and sad at the same time.

Do you know why the Lord withheld the sense of humor from women? So that we may love you instead of laugh at you.

People sold everything - their cars, their land for miles, to come in and see me beat. I went to the bank laughing every time.

We often laughed at others in our house, and I picked up the craft of being polite while people were present and laughing later if there was anything to laugh about.

Ugh! Young girls, they should laugh. Life's bad enough when you're grown, you might as well laugh when you're young.

Girls use social media in all kinds of ways. They use it to have friendships. They use it to be playful with each other, to make each other laugh.

I kind of think I have the best job in America. I work with amazing people who challenge me daily. My job as a memeber of DoSomething.org is never boring. I'm constantly learning. And we laugh a lot.

There are a lot of people who would laugh at the idea of me being a good singer.

Really, really obscene hip-hop. I love it so much. It makes me laugh and then it makes me want to dance.

When I watch TV I can tell when someone is punching the joke and telling me when to laugh (I’ll decide when to laugh, thank you very much).

I'm making fun of midwestern homophobia [in the joke], but I'm still saying faggot. And almost every month as I'm doing that joke it gets five percent less of a laugh.

They signed the unwind order just to spite each other,but laugh,laugh,laugh,Hayden, because if you ever stop laughing,it might just tear you apart worse than a Chop Shop.

People love to laugh together. Like when I'm at home and I'm watching shows, I don't laugh out loud, but if I'm in a crowd and everyone is into it...

Scream" was great for what it was. For a horror film, it was intelligent, it was funny, it took a laugh at itself.

People plan, God laughs.

I learned as a young man that I don't write jokes, but that I can deliver more mundane material and get a laugh. I call myself a humorist.

Photography has always been important to me for that, being able to make sense of something or understand something or remember something or laugh at something.

Defend my honor protect my pride the good advice i always hated but looking back it made me greater .. u make me laugh u make me hoarse from yelling at you and getting at u.

Things are changed by a faith that defies obstacles and laughs at impossibilities.

Some people are very lucky, and have the story in their heads. I've never storyboarded anything. I like the idea of chance. What makes God laugh is people who make plans.

I was the jokester, the one who made the family laugh.

Years ago I was a runway model, and I used to get laughs. I thought it was a joke anyway

What was your secret?" That brought another smile. "Learn to laugh, otherwise, you'll beat them to death with a hammer first chance

I had a show that people thought used a laugh track. It wasn't; it was the real audience going crazy after everything that resembled a joke, that they could technically call a joke.

[Televised stand-up] never really makes me laugh. The only one I ever saw that I liked was Richard Pryor, and that was [shot on] film.

You need not laugh; 'tis perfectly true.

Im sometimes mistaken as the wife of the chairman. I just laugh it off.

I could hear him laughing. Son of a bit*h. I would kill him. I didn't care if he was coyote or the son of Satan.He was a dead man walking.

She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh.

Thanks to my son, I've learned to laugh at myself. Laughter has been my saving grace.

Here's what I'm afraid of. I know a lot of comedians, friends of mine, who just got into the "Doesn't matter what I say. It doesn't matter. They're just gonna laugh anyway."

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh.

And like the old stereotype, I overcame my shyness by making my friends laugh.

I'm a huge David Wain fan. He's one of my best friends now, but he just makes me laugh continually, much to the annoyance of his wife.

The more I get to thinking, the less I tend to laugh.

Life is not one tone: you laugh and you cry, and your heart breaks, and you have great, great happiness.

I want to sit with my legs wide open and laugh so loud that the whole damn restaurant turns and looks at me.

I like women who can throw a ball and laugh loud and have some spine, and I like men who don't mind cooking dinner.

Never laughing too loudly in a restaurant no matter how good the joke.