Kids Quotes

There's nothing unique about me as a parent. I am a parent. My kids are kids. We do the best we can do.

I was into opera as a kid - I'd play 'Carmen' and sing and dance. My mom signed me up for a theater group before preschool, and I never looked back.

When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral.

Adaptations are fun for me because they connect to the idea of filmmaking I had when I was a kid. I would see a movie and think: 'I'm gonna make that movie.'

You ought to teach kids that elections take place but that's not politics. If you want to know how legislation is made it doesn't come from elections.

When I was a little kid I always wanted to be ginger. My best friend was ginger and he was pretty cool.

When I was a little kid I wanted to be Face. I thought, cos I had blond hair and he did too, that when I grew up I'd look like him.

My kids have got to work themselves around my life, not the other way. That's how kids become brats, if you're there staring at them all the time going, 'Are you alright?'

The fate of the African continent does not f-ing depend on a load of f-ing musicians in Hyde Park singing f-ing s-t songs to kids.

As a kid, I think people would have described me more as a goofball, or being energetic. But I always loved parodies; I loved spoofing things.

I think I always wanted to have adventures in my life. I was always kind of a rambunctious kid.

People ask me if my shoes were too small when I was a kid and I say it wouldnt matter how fight my shoes were, I just liked that feeling of them being in there. Thats how I started tapping my toes.

Even the other kids who people made fun of made fun of me. Thats where I stood on the school food chain.

He's such a great kid and such a determined kid, and he's so strong.

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

I really enjoy making sure the kids get a healthy dinner, a good bath and several books... I really like to try and end the day with some quality time with my kids. If not, I feel guilty.

When I was a kid, everybody that played golf was an old man. Until Tiger showed up, they weren't in very good shape.

Archie Bunker used to call me 'the laziest white kid he'd ever met.'

I was the laziest white kid my dad ever met.

When I countered that Archie Bunker didn't have to put down a race of people to say that, he replied, 'and you're the dumbest white kid I've ever met.'

One of the problems you have when you read with kids is that once they like something they want you to read it a hundred times.

As a kid I was creative.

Anyone who has kids knows that children like to be around chickens, goats, whatever. My kid loves to go out and feed the chickens and collect the eggs. It's a nice way of living.

There's you. There's me. We love each other, and we have since we were kids, so we should be together. The end.

We got boobies!" the kid me said, gawking at my chest. "I'm really glad we got boobies. Finally.

Drugs have taught an entire generation of kids the metric system

I'll be 56 this year, I've got two kids, and I think it's probably time to go back to writing one-glove jokes.

Women are successful in the business world because the business world was created by men. Men are babies. And women areGood With Kids.

I am no stranger to loud music. I've been to a Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels concert. I once dated a woman with two kids.

The day was warm and clear. Kids were playing soccer in the parking lots and women were sunning their babies and having their tea all over the lawns. The scene was entirely too cheery for journalism.

I have three children and three dogs. You put them in a Prius, you know? People who have a Prius obviously have no life! No wife, no kids, no pets - there's no room in there for anything!

I was into jazz even when I was a kid. My parents would play Ella Fitzgerald, George Shearing, and Dixieland music. I loved The Monkees, The Beatles, The Eagles, and America.

I was kind of a bouncy kid. I used to roller-skate into the sides of cars.

Even as a kid, I read Jung - Reflections and Individuation In Fairy Tales; all the inner circle of Jung was a real huge thing for me.

I have my hands full with my kids and so romance is not high on my list of priorities.

It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids.

I'm very grateful to have my kids in my life; they're my greatest teachers. But to pretend it's always easy is just not really true.

But when I was a little kid, I was always writing stories and illustrating little books that I would create.

I was not an easy kid.

All of my books are based in some way on my personal experiences, or the experiences of members of my family, or the stories kids would tell me in school.

The reasons kids get into trouble in one way or another is because - Who ever told them they were special?

The hardest thing about having three kids is trying to find a balance, because there's always the odd man out, and you also need to make sure each child gets the attention he or she needs.

I'm sure at some point I will get back into coaching, but right now I need to focus completely on my kids.

I fell in love with acting, just going to a lot of plays. My parents went to a lot of plays, and I went to a lot of schools that would get plays for kids.

I was always into film, but theater was my entry point. I always felt like film didn't make sense to me, as a kid.

I love making genre films. It's something I've really been attracted to since I was a kid, mostly because, as a kid, it was forbidden fruit.

I'm not implying that fantasy is for kids. I'm saying that more and more people are finally realizing that there's more to fantasy stories than elves and wizards and goblin armies.

I am very, very clear on how difficult it is for a young kid out there to go into the arts without taking a lot of heat from his peers.

I'm very comfortable with being a female now but when I was a little kid I only wanted to be a boy. I didn't want to be a girl. I didn't feel like a man inside... being a boy was just cooler.

Steven [Sebring] just fell in with my family life. He helped me wash the dishes and play with the kids. I could tell that he was a person who understood families.