Ironic Quotes

I find it bitterly ironic that the bulk of the money a medical-malpractice jury awarded to Terri [Schaivo] for use in making her better instead went into Mr. Felos's pocket to make her dead.

It is ironic that anyone who appeals to religious values today runs the risk of being called 'divisive' or attacked as an enemy of pluralism.

I don't want my personal life to change. I don't understand why people strive for fame. I know it's ironic for me to be saying this, but this will be the last one I do.

I hope I know my own unworthiness, and that I hate and despise myself and all my fellow-creatures as every practicable Christian should.

Cam's wings were so bright they were almost blinding as they pulsed. "Holy Hell, " Callie whispered, blinking."More or less, " Arriane said

The most dangerous irony is, people are angry with others because of their own incompetence.

Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.

They would sweep their poverty under the carpet if only they had one.

Pure wisdom is the 'fruit of life' banal platitudes are the 'bane of existence'.

-"He loved her...It was noble of him. It was beautiful."-"It was stupid.

Just to keep the bad dreams at bay, she took a swig out of a bottle that smelled of apples and happy brain-death.

(About sweeping)....What he was in FACT doing was moving the dirt around with a broom, to give it a change of scenery and a chance to make new friends.

The encapsulated bird your conspirators sent you to fetch. The sterilized male chicken with the Creator DNA sequences. The plot capon. Where is it?

He stirred my soul in the most subtle way and the story between us wrote itself.

No one plows the field just by thinking about it.

There ain't no devil, only God when he's drunk.

The more power you have, the less you can truly say. That’s the irony.

This world made by humans for themselves is most unfriendly towards humans. What irony.

Some people stride toward a better future. Others have chauffeurs.

I've never written a quote I feel would be suitable for my gravestone. Wouldn't it be ironic if it were this one? Oh, and could you pull a few weeds while you're here?

Fiction described reality better than non-fiction.

Dream big!But not so big that it becomes a mess, and you may never reach reality.

I don't understand this irony - valuable things like cars, gold, diamond are made up of hard materials but most valuable things like money, contracts and books are made up of soft paper.

It takes strength to become weak!

The irony of sensory deprivation tanks is that in order to think outside the box, you must first go inside one.

I always found it so ironic, how the people from the past would do anything to see what happened everywhere else in the world that they lost so much of their own life watching this little screen.

The best advice anyone has ever given me, was to never take advice from anyone.

Isn't it ironic that a nightmare can masquerade as a dream?

Your advice seems a little ironical.""Oh, you may either follow it or reverse it—that is its chief beauty. It is equally good taken either way.

Life is about more that quotes about life

There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone you’re determined to dislike for no good reason.

I don't use big words to show off because it's ostentatious.

Democracy was supposed to champion freedom of speech, and yet the simple rules of table decorum could clamp down on the rights their forefathers had fought and died for.

Further to this, Ove has the cat's resentful stares to contend with. Something in its eyes reminds him of the way Sonja used to look at him.

It is quite ironic that those calling the loudest for 'morality' are typically the most immoral of all.

You know something is wrong when the government declares opening someone else’s mail is a felony but your internet activity is fair game for data collecting.

It seems ironic, expecting the unexpected, like she had fabricated pieces of her story to make it more interesting. Considering my boredom with the current version, I can't imagine the first draft.

Do you suffer fromcallous-narrow-minded biases?I’m humanely secondhand embarrassed for you.

You know? Ain’t it ironic how we live our entire lives without the luxury of time, only to spend an eternity in death.

Diamond is the hardest substance, but the Irony, it is also brittle.

Doakes had a first name! It was Albert - had anyone ever really called him that? Unthinkable. I had assumed his name was Sergeant.

How ironic it would be, to die at his hands while trying to save him, when he first came to me because he was trying to save me.

It is ironic that the only thing separating 'friend' from 'fiend' - is a single letter.

The whole universe is like some big FedEx box.

Interest makes some people blind and others quick-sighted.

Hyperbolic statements will be the death of us all

He had not the makings of that honest man to whom success comes naturally.

I'm not some character from a boys' manga." ~Yukio