Ifs Quotes

I've just got an exceptional memory, if I say so myself.

I can't not write, if I don't then I get really depressed.

I find as an artist if I'm not expressed relatively consistently, I get really depressed.

I'm doing it because I choose it. And if it's not working, I can make a change.

Twitter, to me, works if you're funny. Twitter doesn't work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally.

If God did not exist, we should have to invent him. If God did exist, we should have to abolish Him.

On good days, if you trust life, life has to answer you.

I want to know if I can live with what I know, and only than.

If I had 20 days to solve a problem, I would take 19 days to define it

If I am right the Germans will say I was a German, and the French will say I was a Jew; If I am wrong the Germans will say I was a Jew and the French will say I was a German.

If you took half of something and continued to take half of that half and so on, you would never reach an end.

If I were wrong, wouldn't one be enough?

If we have the courage to decide ourselves for peace we will have peace.

I wouldn't want to live if I did not have my work. In any case, it's good that I'm already old and personally don't have to count on a prolonged future.

One can only continue to expect to be read if one omits everything that is unimportant.

If I can't have a revolution, what is there to dance about.

If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.

If it goes well with you, then all is well.

Justness exists, even if few people exist who feel it.

If you live in a graveyard, you can't weep for everyone.

If someone asked you, why not help him out?

If success had come along when I was 17 it would either have killed me or sent me completely mad.

If he's the king, I'm the prince.

I’m fighting for my life, I have to defend myself. If I don’t defend myself, no one else will.

If I'm doing my hair myself, I just wash it and let it naturally dry. I'm actually quite good at doing hair; if I wear it up I usually do it myself.

If you want me . . . you’ve got me.

If he didn't want to be mauled, he shouldn't have put himself right in my path.

But inside or out, I was alone, and I was beginning to wonder if I always had been, if I always would be.

What good is strength if you have no sense?

If you want to have a relationship, at some point you have to let yourself get caught. That's what I did. I got caught.

If people will be interested in me, they will be interested in chess also.

Life doesn't hang around, it keeps moving and if you don't keep up you can lose things.

Brains are no good if you don't use them.

If someone starts agreeing with me, I don't like it. Out of pique, I become something else.

I write a lot too, so I would like to write or direct in the future if I can.

There are many movies that I like, but I'm not sure if they have inspired me.

If you can't explain what you're doing in simple English, you are probably doing something wrong.

That which we are, we are, and if we are ever to be any better, now is the time to begin.

I always think that if I'm with somebody, they're better than me. That's why I love them. They're amazing.

It was as if hope had appeared out of nowhere to settle beside her and it wasn't going anywhere, it wasn't going to desert her now.

We're always inventing, even if we're making someone who's fairly close to ourselves.

If life is not always poetical, it is at least metrical.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come and sit right here next to me.

What is memory for if not to fortify and sustain?

If I didn't love it, I would not record it.

What would happen if we spoke the truth?

Even if I am being conservative, I don't see how Obama can lose.

I usually like to keep to myself, but others can tell if I'm upset because I'm keeping to myself.

If he'd looked like a cross between Mr. Clooney and, say, one of the hobbits, I probably would have been far more capable of coherent thought.

If you don't want to be a victim, don't act like one.