Ifs Quotes

I'd do a show about garbagemen if it was good!

If you become deadlocked,return to the prime point.

If it is important do it everyday

If we could stop wasting food, imagine how many more people we could feed!

Americans think that if you're popular, there must be something wrong with you.

Be very proud of what you do, and if you aren't then change it.

Let's play with the career, if we can't find anything else to do

And If only I could, I'd make a deal with God.

If it's right and true, it's listened to and accommodated.

If you're going to hold on tight to your life, better make sure it's exactly the way you want it

Do I exaggerate? Boy, do I, and I'd do it more if I could get away with it.

I believe that we are the generation that will rise and fulfill the Great Commission. But if we don't; some generation will. God has decreed it!

How are you going to do great things if you are not committed to your work.

Like physical work, if you don't practice, you shouldn't expect results.

... there was an honesty inherent in bulkiness if it is just the right amount.

If so many people love me, how come I'm alone?

If I couldn't read, I couldn't live.

If I ever move in with a woman, she'll have to be really comfortable with unhappiness.

In the places I go there are things that I see that I never could spell if I stopped with the Z.

Some say if only my fears and doubts will leave then I will get to work. But instead you should get to work and then your fears and doubts will leave.

Most people eat as if they were fattening themselves for market.

If love what you can't have, then you have to love what you've got

I suppose if you simplify things, it's going to make it easier to understand.

If you’re told what to look for, you can’t see anything else.

What would the future of man be if it were devoid of memory?

Football today would certainly not be the same if it had not existed.

If there were no rules about when to applaud, we in the audience would have the right response almost always.

If you just talk to who's easy to talk to, you're not really getting the best data.

If there's an intelligence behind the joke - - it's a good joke.

If you take the knowledge out of my head and take the experiences that I have, I'm broke. I'm nothing.

And what if I don't want forgiveness?

If we don't risk anything, we risk even more.

You couldn't catch a mouse if leaped in between your paws!

A homosexual is the only man who ever meets a man he would like to marry if he were a woman.

If you do everything in your power to avoid writing and still can't, then you must be a writer.

If prolific is writing a lot of songs, I'm that. If it's writing a lot of good songs, I'm something else.

If it's just a symbol, then to hell with it !

Life has confirmed for me the thoughts and impressions I had when I was 18, as if it was all intuition.

We do not learn so much by our successes as we learn by failures - our own and others! Especially if we see the failures properly corrected.

I realized that I was about to turn 30, and Batman was permanently 29. And I was going to be damned if I was older than Batman.

If we're weird onstage, I don't know what you'd call the Tubes.

If you don't have a nasty obituary you probably didn't matter.

If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning.

I read constantly. If I don't have a good book, I'm beside myself.

If I was going to lie to you, I'd already be elected.

I have to admit, if Oprah were a man, I would marry her.

If marathoners finish they win.

If I was going to make one rule change, I would bring the DH to the National League.

If you avoid difficult things, great things will avoid you.

You would not think any duty small, If you yourself were great.