Humour Quotes
Not one of the boys like me. I’ve put their noses out of joint.”“Well, they were never good-looking lads.
No one has the ability to laugh at their misfortunes like the women of the East End.
Failure is something you experience on your way to success - unless you're a skydiver.
What’s gotten into you?” he wondered, blinking in sudden frustration.“Not you, that’s for a certainty.
But then he put aside the awkward encounter, which his mind allowed him to do quite easily. He could compartmentalize at an astonishing level. It came from not giving a shit.
Seuls les poissons morts suivent le courant' - Only dead fish follow the current
What a shabby lot of highbrows have turned out tonight, " he said, when he saw us. "It makes me ashamed to be one.
4:15. Not 4 not 4:30 but 4:15. She thought to intimidate me with the use of quarter hours.
What do you mean Ronan's a magical entity? Is he a demon? Because this all makes sense if so.
He was the kind of teacher every child hated, and they suspected most of the staff did not like him too.
If You Get Accidentally Locked, In the loo - Would you #KnockYourSelfOut?
But how do we know it's working properly?''The green light is on.' said Jack.
Sit Down - What to do if a parent wants to get their child's attention.
Spike: Bloody hell, woman, you're cutting off my circulation!Buffy: You don't have any circulation.Spike: Well, it pinches
Mom Voice - A mother's vocal range when even the neighbours will clean their rooms and eat their veggies.
If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
I don't talk ill about people I don't know, " said Bartleby. "I only disparage them in silence and hope they die.
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
Being HIV positive doesn’t necessarily mean that you are going to die before each and every person who is HIV negative.
We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.
Whether it is big or small, the size of a poor man’s yard incessantly reminds him that he is poor.
Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.
Had a cold hummus with pita bread, Under a delicious food, yellow or red. Might just have the appetite to cook Urgent dinner by hook or crook.So that's just a humus humor spread.
Death is number one on the list of things that we wish were possible to leave behind when we escaped barbarism.
Oh, is that my report, father?' said Mike, with a sort of sickly interest, much as a dog about to be washed might evince in his
One of the leading causes of obesity is the misbelief that, when it comes to juice, ‘100%’ means ‘sugar-free.
Many a woman is in a relationship with or married to her man not because she loves him but only because she likes men like him.
Taking good care of your husband or wife is the best way to thank their parent or parents for having taken good care of them.
Just follow my lead, ’ I said. ‘It’ll be fun.’‘Please, ’ Sam begged, ‘don’t let those words be carved on my tombstone.
Do what is right. Not what you like.
Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.
Having a kid is like an industrial revolution of the emotions. Suddenly you can mass produce worry, and guilt.
She looked utterly betrayed, as betrayed as the most betrayed person in Shakespeare.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.
Your relationship or marriage is dead or dying, if you almost always have to remind your partner to miss you (and/or they almost always have to remind you to miss them).
Reacher prowled the hallway, his gun stiff-armed way out in front of him, his torso jerking violently left and right from the hips, like a crazy disco dance. The house-storming shuffle.
Julesa: "Are you a fool? Father will have you hung if he realises you've escaped."Never: "Everyone dies from something.
More people would be depressed, if parents tried to please their children as frequently and as badly as children try to please their parents.