Humor Quotes
Yes you can let a guy bite you but not on the first date! he has to pay for dinner ! But you can bite him on the first date at no cost that is quite normal
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is that vampires are allergic to bull shit.
Something you killed didn't stay dead? Wow. That must have really put some termites in your coffin.
Come on, it is a guest bedroom! If you want your guests to feel at home, they should be allowed to do whatever they do at home!
The Boogeyman, ' he said, just to be sure. 'The Boogeyman killed an employee of the President of the United States.'The president nodded.Some days, Zach thought, I really hate this job.
You always were a strange child, Alexander, " he said, "but vampires? I can't believe it."I shrugged."Well, now you know where I get my biting sense of humor, " I said weakly.
Yes, ” Bernarde quipped, “Deal with me, Jean Luc. Come and dance with the night, brother. Let us battle ‘till the sun turns us to ash.
For every ten vampires who are happy being monsters, there's always one sad-sack who misses the sunrise.
Alas, my being the James Bond of vampires isn't the whole issue. Vanity must wait.
Mad cow disease? A crazy hunger for blood. There had to be a reasonable explanation for all of this. And there's no such thing as vampires, right?
If it was appropriate to judge a person based on her footwear - and it obviously was - I decided I liked her immediately.
Snug pants, bandeau-type corset, and trim, motorcycle jacket. It was a fabulous outfit, but it was so urban-fantasy book cover
I think that there should have been some nice wumpires, " said my sister, wistfully. "Nice, handsome, misunderstood wumpires.""There were not, " said my father.
The newly developed snarky side of my personality wanted to tell him 'There's no crying in vamp battles.
As the middle child of the Laurel Canyon Adams Family, Whit was surprisingly chill on the subject of ampire-vays.
I thought she wanted out. We should've brought cuffs and a gag." Clare frowned. "What's wrong with you, Blake? This is a rescue mission, not a kidnapping.
If I were pressed, I would admit that she was beautiful, in a dead bride sort of way.
She is so tiresome. ‘Am I a vampire, am I a wolf, am I a vampire, am I a wolf, I cannot decide, so I’ll be both!
I’m coming, you impatient old coot! Keep your panties on!”-Skye yelling back to Hagan.
No idea how you figured out the riddle, but you scooped the first prize. Congratulations. You've just won a vacation to a big, relaxing place called a grave.
For the first time I realized I could be more than a crawling little pile of bones and flesh in a onesie.
My whole life, you have made decisions for me.""Your whole life, " Georgiana pointed out, "totals nine years.
In one terrible instant, that terrible thing happened, the single most tragic experience of my, and just about any, childhood: boredom.
I wondered about my inner child. In fact, I was troubled. Did I even have an inner child, I asked myself, given that, in essence, I’d just been born?
He was, out of all sight (as I remember him), the nicest boy that ever spun a top or broke a window.
Polly had arrived in the world outraged to discover that her sisters had gotten there before her.
I lost something magical in the process of growing up – my disillusionment.
I looked down at the brochure nearest me."We're going to Nigeria, " I threatened. "I hope you like elephant polo." -Liberty Jones
How could Mark be halfway across the world when she would have sworn he'd been in this room with her only seconds ago?
I asked you to marry me – and you laughed. You thought I was joking. In fairness, I was still dressed as a Cavalier.
A nation forgetting its own laughter is in a sad state of affairs
He doesn't teach you what to think, he teaches you how to think
This (San Francisco) is the most beautiful city in America, Probably because it looks nothing like America
A Spaniard and a Pole worked in the barbershop where we got our hair cut. An Italian shined our shoes. A Croat washed our car. This was America.
America is bad at discriminating between danger likely to strike again, and red herrings, the freaking helpings of disaster that no man or plan can prevent.
