Humor Quotes
Target your random acts of kindness, to keep a tally of who owes what
I love like I’m thirsty. Can I offer you a tall glass of Sahara sand?
It is not the destination where you end up but the mishaps and memories you create along the way!
If travel were so inspiring and informing a business...then the wisest men in the world would be deck hands on tramp steamers, Pullman porters, and Mormon missionaries.
The desert doesn't care who you are, and neither does anyone or anything who lives in it.
For me, boviscopophobia (=the morbid fear of being seen as bovine) is an even stronger motive than semi-agoraphobia for staying on the ship when we're in port.
...being a weatherman in Ireland is about the biggest scam going.
The last we heard of him was a picture postcard from Mazatlan, on the Pacific coast of Mexico, containing a message of two words: "Hello - Goodbye!" and no address.
Life is way too short to get lost, so follow the script the way it comes and keep changing the checkpoints on every page.
The drive to Santa Fe on I-25 is midly zen. There are public road signs that say "Gusty Winds May Exist". This seems more like lazy philosophy than travel advice.
The innocent-sounding words “Yes, it’s close enough to walk” can easily lure the unsuspecting tourist into an exhausting day-long climb, requiring supplemental oxygen, crampons, and a pickax.
Why you’ll never see a woman with a bomb in her shoe: we have too much respect for shoes.
Walk your own path and be yourself
Make sure your not followed! Don’t go anywhere
I've never understood people who just go out for one drink. Once I have one drink, I want all the drinks.
I'll pretty much try any cheese, but I have found that I prefer young goats and old cows. I don't like gray areas.
Man, you should write a book.’‘I know. You couldn’t make this stuff up, could you?
To do is to be – AristotleTo be or not to be – ShakespeareTo be is to do – Jean-Paul SartreDo be do be do – Frank Sinatra
It is the right of a traveller to vent their frustration at every minor inconvenience by writing of it to their friends.
There's a mathematics to nesting, I'm sure, that explains how length of stay + space available = accumulating way too much stuff.
Don’t take everything for granted, and do not always count on finding everything you need.
When given the chance to see China off the beaten track, definitely take it.
Do not share your thoughts with people who think that what you are thinking is not worth thinking.
When there's a monster under your bed sometimes it really is best not to look.
The decor was attractive and strong, but blander than she would have thought his wealth and position afforded him. Caren couldn't see the point of having that much money if all of it led to beige.
You have 62 people worth the amount the bottom three and a half billion people are worth. Sixty-two people! You could put them all in one bloody bus… then crash it!
Wealth announces itself with what's easy to break and impossible to clean. The chairs were all curvy works of art that turned sitting into yoga exercises.
The efficient management of organizations is key to generating wealth, for the development of a country, for the preservation of natural resources and the enhancement of the human being.
Life in this village is like that of a louse hanging on to a wrinkle in a loincloth.
Prepare for a radio, for nothing is silent like the grave
If you don't Understand the color of Darkness and Loneliness Then you must be Blind
It's hard to imagine, seeing all of us breathing yet one day each of us shall be gone, leaving memories.
Birthday, Birthday, Birthday! Celebrate your day of birth, no matter the circumstances of your birth. Be thankful and joyful for the gift of life on this divine day.
Let go of the people who dull your shine, poison your spirit, and bring you drama. Cancel your subscription to their issues.
You can face fear, or feel it, her dad used to say. … Feel it, and it eats you alive. Face it, and you get to kick some ugly alien butt. Okay, he never said that. I wonder if they even have butts.
Look deep into your own eyes so you may see your greatness and recognize the gifts that you were uniquely placed on this planet to learn from, to share, and to teach.
There is never another one of you in exactly the same spot you are in right now, so give yourself a break and release blame from the past so you can be free to move around the future!!
You can't be creative without criticism. If your life is without critics then maybe you are painting your life's masterpiece with only a broken brown crayon.
