Humor Quotes
I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.
She tips back her head and howls: Moooooown! Oh wonderful moooooowwwwwyyyn!
After each of his books, the writer, for a while, feels once again that he can now die happy.
Lollypop...the passion contained merely kissesplaced upon lips, neck and cheekthese young lovers of the castleof which our fairytale speaks...
Nobody really cares if you’re miserable, so you might as well be happy and the make the most of where you are.
You are the light of the world. Shine brightly. Smile beautifully! Rejoice daily!
If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
Jealousy is not a result of love. It is a result of crossed relationship boundaries. Love and relationships should not be confused.
Miss Fairlie laughed with a ready good-humour, which broke out as brightly as if it had been part of the sunshine above us…
Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them.
We can never skip growing old. As we grow older, we understand old things and things of old times better!
A joyful soul, a grateful spirit full of love and light!
Appreciate youthfulness and empathize with elderly people.
How could we love books more than money? This is the state of book lovers.
We have to actually choose a name, " Kane murmured above her head. "We can't keep calling him 'baby.' When he's fifteen he might resent it.
Gerald's look assured her that he and the others would be as near angels as children could be without ceasing to be human.
I use Fiction to face Reality And write sweet Stories to avoid the bitter ones.
Stay strong. Don't be bullied by anyone.
Pamela produced placid babies. "They don't tend to turn feral until they're two, " she said.
My attention was like cooking butter, not spreadable at the best of times. And when it was spreadable, it could destroy your toast by setting it ablaze. I was unpredictable, even to myself.
My father was a patient father. He was so patient that when he once saw a sign that read ‘Patient Entrance’ at the Welt Foot Hospital, he drove his automobile incredibly slow.
A great deal of a child’s life is being asked and being told things by adults and not knowing the answers or what to do. So, I didn’t say anything.
Parenthood is a walk in the park...A park full of scorpions that you can't leave without jumping through fiery hoop on a pogo stick.
Ghosts!” gasped Alice. “Real, live ghosts?”“No! Not ‘real, live ghosts!’ Spooky, dead ghosts!
Cleaning with children in the house really is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos.
The smaller girl hid her eyes with her hands, and Ewan smiled. Did she think that would make her invisible?
This is no tall story. Nor is it a short story. Indeed, a story cannot be measured, for their realities stretch far beyond a page or one person’s life.
Cheeky. Carry them for nine months, feed them, clothe them, and what do I get? Impertinence.
And please punish Jenny. You could strike her dead. Amen.” Jenny blinked. “I’m no expert on this, but… are you supposed to pray for someone to be struck dead?
It’s easy enough to get along with a loved and loving child—at least till you try to get him to do something.
You know that person on your left shoulder who tells you that you can't do it or that you're not good enough? Tell that person to GET LOST!
The seed of a blue lupin will usually produce a blue lupin. But the seed of a blue-eyed man may produce a brown-eyed bore...especially if his wife has a taste for gigolos.
I hang around kids so people will assume when I act like one it's because I'm babysitting.