Humor Quotes
So what’s the point of it all?”“Seriously?” I asked. “Seriously? You’re asking me for the meaning of life? Isn’t that a little stereotypical?”“Well it’s a reasonable question, ” you persisted.
Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn’t mean it is creating positive vibes.
The powers of a man's mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.
Intelligence is the capacity to know what we are doing and instinct is just instinct. The results are about the same.
I'm a sucker for sweetness. Intelligence, creativity and a sense of humor mean little to me if a person isn't also kind.
Ian was the kind of smart that makes your straight A student look like she’d drown in a wet paper bag. Ian was the kind of smart that scares people.
The hardest part about walking away from someone is the part where you realize that, no matter how slowly you go, they will never run after you.
There is this common notion that people are shallow and ignorant until they go out and see the world. I, on the other hand, went out and in comparison realized I was in pretty good standing.
Like a lot of stupid people, it took a great deal to get an idea into the king's head, but once there, there was no shifting it.
Be careful not to appear obsessively intellectual. When intelligence fills up, it overflows a parody.
Nothing - really, absolutely nothing - says more about Victorian Britain and its capacity for brilliance than that the century's most daring and iconic building was entrusted to a gardener.
A new doctor had been sent for, Lazzaro of Pavia, who had administered to Lorenzo a pulverized mixture of diamonds and pearls. This hitherto infallible medicine had failed to help.
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To modernize their sleeping habits, [Peter the Great] declared, 'Ladies and gentlemen of the court caught sleeping with their boots on will be instantly decapitated.
If the food supply runs out, try trapping or hunting animals. For most people, this won't be easy. If you can't catch any animals, it's time to throw a Donner party.
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I never want to see umbrellas around me." he [Mussolini] once said. "The umbrella is a bourgeois relic, it is the arm used by the pope's soldiers. A people who carry umbrellas cannot found an empire.
Humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If cavemen had known how to laugh, history would have been different.
A great paradox which should God make us understand, we will weep, laugh, wonder and ponder is the paradox of human ignorance
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.''But guns make it so much easier. Shall we go?
To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard.
Don’t worry, I’m not quitting. I’ve decided I’m going to stay andmake his life a living hell while I run his business into the ground.--Kim to Abe
Why do I have to do the sewin'? 'Cause I'm a girl? Is that it? It ain't fair, I tell ya!
Earth is sad, Moon is shy, Sun is happy but wait a moment, I just forgot to tell you that I am the child of open sky.
As we delight in the strange and exotic beauty of orchid flowers, it is salutary to reflect that we are, in essence, looking at their genitalia.
The brainless serenity of charwomen and janitors working late at night came over us. In a messy world we were at least making our little corner clean.
