Humor Quotes
BEROWNE: What time o' day?ROSALINE: The hour that fools should ask.
You are full of pretty answers. Have you not been acquainted with goldsmiths' wives and conned them out of rings?
JAQUES: Rosalind is your love's name?ORLANDO: Yes, just.JAQUES: I do not like her name.ORLANDO: There was no thought of pleasing you when she was christened.
To the champ, everything is serious business. I'm hoping that he'll live long enough to learn that in this world that is a very dangerous attitude.
Humor is the touchstone of the truly mythological as distinct from the more literal-minded and sentimental theological mood.
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My doctor says I must not have any serious conversation after seven [o'clock]. It makes me talk in my sleep.
Perhaps they are singing songs to you, ' he said, 'and I just think they’re asking me questions.' He paused again. Sometimes he would pause for days, just to see what it was like.
Trillian did a little research in the ship's copy of The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. It had some advice to offer on drunkenness. "Go to it, " it said, "and good luck.
I must confess that most modern mysticism seems to me to be simply a method of imparting useless knowledge in a form that no one can understand
She gave him a strange maternal grin.For the first time, clearly, the thought surfaced in Paul Sheldon’s mind: I am introuble here. This woman is not right.
You can take and nail two sticks together like they've never been nailed together before and some fool will buy it.
The best conversation I had was over forty million years ago, ' continued Marvin.
The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.
But now he felt as if the whole world were tipping backwards over his head, and this, he couldn’t help feeling, was a very worrying thing for the world to do.
Somehow it seems to fill my head with ideas—only I don’t exactly know what they are!
I have only made this letter longer because I have not had the time to make it sho
Isn’t Hollywood a dump — in the human sense of the word. A hideous town, pointed up by the insulting gardens of its rich, full of the human spirit at a new low of debasement.
he was one of those diplomats who like and know how to work, and, despite his laziness, he occasionally spent nights at his desk.
I wasn't shy, but I was really hyper. Nobody got my sense of humor. I was a black skater kid.
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
You still are? There go my plans! And the suit I had bought to attend your funeral. Well, well. Anyway, do call me up when you an't.
No one messes around with a nerd’s computer and escapes unscathed.
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.
Don't worry. Life goes on. With or without you. So, live it, while it's given you.
If all it takes to motivate you is a quote then this quote has nothing to say – except to go soar with the freakin’ eagles.
I love religious nuts. They make me remember I have them too. So, being a health nut, I scratch them religiously. Just as I do my butt.
Life is way too short, so try to enjoy every minute of it with a sense of humor!
Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster
What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?
Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.
