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Holiday Season Quotes: "Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent."

Come, woo me, woo me, for now I am in a holiday humor, and like enough to consent.



Holiday Season Quotes: "The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to."

The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.




Holiday Season Quotes: "Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make."

Wal-Mart doesn't really care about your faith. Wal-Mart cares if you have money to spend, and it is going to be as generic as possible in exploiting the holiday season for every buck it can make.



Holiday Season Quotes: "One of the best parts of the holiday season is spending time with the special people in your life."

One of the best parts of the holiday season is spending time with the special people in your life.




Holiday Season Quotes: "The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?"

The FDA is now warning people not to eat raw cookie dough this holiday season. Is that how fat we're getting in this country? Our ovens are too slow now?



Holiday Season Quotes: "I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans."

I love the holiday season, almost as much as I love touching myself in front of orphans.



Holiday Season Quotes: "For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the holiday season."

For me, I think everybody with half a heart tries to do their best to do their part of good during the holiday season.




Holiday Season Quotes: "I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had."

I have to confess I can't have the holiday season without "Hard Candy Christmas". For some reason, it makes me think of the sticky ribbon candy bowl my mid-western grandma always had.



Holiday Season Quotes: "I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas."

I remember being banned from other houses as a younger child during the winter holiday season; I was the only one who didn't believe in Santa Claus, and I was ruining everyone's Christmas.



Holiday Season Quotes: "It's not about presents but it is about your presence. Therein lies the spirit of the holiday season."

It's not about presents but it is about your presence. Therein lies the spirit of the holiday season.



Holiday Season Quotes: "What happens when you pray for an angel and get a vampire instead? R E Mullins"

What happens when you pray for an angel and get a vampire instead? R E Mullins