Holes Quotes

Everybody has two swings: the one he uses during the last three holes of a tournament and the one he uses the rest of the time.

I suppose in London they all drink from the same watering holes.

People that are born beautiful like supermodels act like entitled a**holes. It makes you embarrassed just to see 'em. They handle beauty embarrassingly.

The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster.

People don't buy drills they buy holes

I believe in black holes. I believe that as the universe empties into nothingness, past and future will smack together in the last swirl around the drain.

People in the East Conference are starting to see how good the twins are. They make my job easy. I just go to the net and look for holes and they keep finding me.

Just like those other black holes from outer space, Hollywood is postmodern to this extent: it has no center, only a spreading dead zone of exhaustion, inertia, and brilliant decay.

Shut your evil mucus-hole you truth terrorist. You LOSE every time a mirror implodes from your barbed and gristle image.

It was the month of May and there was warm sunshine dripping through the holes between the clouds, like the sky was a broken blue bowl and a child was trying to keep honey in it.

I was more comfortable somehow in a European Tour setting. I have never really felt comfortable in the States and therefore I have never won a 72-hole event there.

You may have holes in your shoes, but don't let the people out front know it. Shine the tops.

Saving the world was merely a hobby. My *vocation* has been that of inspector of desert water holes.

I shall create! If not a note, a hole./If not an overture, a desecration.

Peter Wagner, my son, just won the Bel-Air Junior Club Championship. Parred the last three holes. One-putts, up and down. Us Wagners don't hit greens. We chip and putt.

If your company disappeared, would it leave a gaping hole that could not easily be filled by any other enterprise on the planet?

Safe-breaking and vault-breaking are at least as old as the pyramids and burial chambers of Egypt. Poking holes in vaults and safes for profit appears to be as durable as greed.

I get hired by companies to hack into their systems and break into their physical facilities to find security holes. Our success rate is 100%; we've always found a hole.

You make the decision: Whom did God punish?

So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little while. Catch it in a mason jar, with holes in the top, and run like hell to show it off.

Love is simple to understand if you haven't got a mind soft and full of holes. It's a crutch, that's all, and there isn't any one of us that doesn't need a crutch.

People are always making rules for themselves and always finding loop-holes.

And you, my Critics! in the chequer'd shade, Admire new light thro' holes yourselves have made.

Every day in America, about 25,000 people buy a quarter-inch drill. But nobody in America wants a quarter-inch drill. What they want are holes.

You can always spot the employee playing golf with his boss. He's the fellow who makes a hole in one and says, "oops!"

The immense profundity of thought in vulgar locutions, like holes dug by generations of ants.

I'm the sort of person that starts digging a hole and doesn't stop until it's finished.

Talk into my bullet hole. Tell me I'm fine.

When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell.

holes are interesting. there are books about holes.

If anyone wants a hole in the ground, nuclear explosives can make big holes

All the concessions we make to Eros are holes in our desire for the absolute.

Nothing is more likely to start me screaming like a madwoman than New York in February with its piles of blackened snow full of yellow holes drilled by dogs.

In the Navy, there is no wrong hole. In the Marines, there is always a hole.

What you learn after you are 40 is that it is just about plugging up holes in the boat. You just hope you have enough corks to plug enough of the holes.

Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky.

Grand Haven will challenge the skilled player yet, because of some width to the holes, it also will be a fun course that the average player can enjoy.

I was good at digging holes. It was the rest of life I sucked at.

Little Alice fell d o w n the hOle, bumped her head and bruised her soul

Besides re-arming myself with joy, I need to know the holes in my defenses, the places where I'm vulnerable and where the enemy has successfully attacked me before.

Jimmy Fallon and I play regularly at the Bayonne Golf Club in Jersey. He's eighteen holes of fun. Any time we play he has moments of brilliance, but also moments of utter catastrophe.

When love ends, the beloved is no longer standing on a pedestal, but in a hole.

In politics there are so many holes, so many contradictions, you don't know what's happening.

Its just as disappointing as it was thrilling to win the Masters. To come very close, to play so hard for 72 holes and play better than everybody but one guy is disappointing.

All Chaos was once yer kingdom; verily, held ye dominion over the entire Pentaverse, but today ye was sore afraid in dark coners, nooks, and sink holes.

We're throwing money down a rat hole drain of public education! We lead the world in public education spending. We lead the world in getting the least for it.

I have this red cardigan that my friend Coco gave me that has holes for thumbs. It's my cozy sweater. I wear it a lot.

Just as with cars, it's critical to know the fuel efficiency of black holes.

Shadows of cloud lurked in the water, like holes the sun forgot about.