Golf Quotes

Stan said he used to keep Hardy late, make him miss his golf game, and really get him mad.

It's a faithless love, but you hit four good shots and you've started your day right.

Golf may be a hussy, but I love her.

Golf is not sacred, and there is no use getting so gosh-darned solemn about it.

I could have rolled the ball up there against Musial, and he would have pulled out a golf club and hit it out.

A man who went to the 'footie' match on Saturday afternoon and played eighteen holes of golf was really doing his duty by the nation.

I try and stay out of the sun for the most part. I wear a hat. I play golf. And I wear a hat. But I've had no problem - no major problem - but certainly no problem with skin.

Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it.

I tend to do golf charity things because it's much safer and you don't get much chance of a broken arm or leg.

Golf is played with a number of striking implements more intricate in shape than those used in any form of recreation except dentistry.

Golf has humbled, humiliated, and just about licked all the great athletes who tried it.

When Tiger was 6 months old, he would sit in our garage, watching me hit balls into a net. He had been assimilating his golf swing. When he got out of the high chair, he had a golf swing.

Everybody has two swings-a beautiful practice swing and the choked-up one with with which they hit the ball. So it wouldn't do either of us a damned bit of good to look at your practice swing.

Agriculture is the new golf

Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.

I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.

I want people to judge me on what we have achieved after five years. I will go back to my home in Bermuda, play some golf and live a healthier life.

It's OK to have butterflies. Just get them flying in formation.

If you pick up a golfer and hold it close to your ear, like a conch shell, and listen, you will hear an alibi.

I have three-putted in 40 countries.

I didn't hit the ball like I was 46. But I putted like I was 66.

I think people like players they can relate to. It seems as if people think they know me. I just think I'm an ordinary Joe who plays golf very, very well.

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game.

Golf is not a game of great shots. It's a game of most accurate misses. The people who win make the smallest mistakes.

Scott Medlock's portrait of 'the shot heard around the world' from the 1935 Masters is still being celebrated as a moment in Golf History. Imagine that!

Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot.

If you're going to miss 'em, miss 'em quick.

I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive.

In golf I am one under; one under a tree, one under a rock, and one under a bush.

I'm very surprised - midway through my second glass of red wine last night, I really didn't think I'd be standing here with a trophy in my hands.

If I had my way, any man guilty of golf would be barred from any public office in the United States and the families of the breed would be shipped off to the white slave corrals of Argentina.

The best quick tip in golf is to focus on your rhythm and balance.

I do much of my creative thinking while golfing. If people know you're working at home they think nothing of walking in for a cup of coffee, but wouldn't dream of interrupting on the golf course.

Programming is similar to a game of golf. The point is not getting the ball in the hole but how many strokes it takes.

It's often necessary to hit a second shot to really appreciate the first one.

Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives.

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.

If the wind is in your face, you swing too hard just to get the ball through it; if the wind is at your back, you swing too hard just to see how far you can get the ball to go.

When your shot has to carry over a water hazard, you can either hit one more club or two more balls.

In golf, as in no other sport, your principal opponent is youself.

Why do we work so hard to feel so terrible?

I owe everything to golf. Where else could a guy with an IQ like mine make this much money?

The last thing you want to do is shoot 80 wearing 'tartan troosers'.

It's [Augusta National] a difficult course and it doesn't make it easier when you have three shanks.

If there is one thing golf demands above all else, it is honesty.

I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18 is really narrow ... I have no problem with the course, except for the tee shot on 18.

I don't know if I'll ever do it again or not, but frankly I don't really care.

I don't think you would have missed that putt, but in these circumstances, I would never give you the opportunity.

This is a tournament. The others are all championships.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.