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Funny Quotes: "At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader."

At this moment, I know that the answer has to be yes. I am defeated. By my own father. How Darth Vader.



Funny Quotes: "My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over."

My mother-in-law belongs in Hell, but the devil is afraid she’ll end up taking over.




Funny Quotes: "That's what gets converts these days, " Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon."

That's what gets converts these days, " Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon.



Funny Quotes: "Yer a wizard, Harry!"

Yer a wizard, Harry!




Funny Quotes: "Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so your"

Most of you Mistborn are probably too proud to crawl. I'm surprised you were willing to do so your



Funny Quotes: "Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too."

Don't ask for a girl's hand in marriage and forget to ask for her leg too.



Funny Quotes: "If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man."

If God had a wife He would be in just as much trouble as any man.




Funny Quotes: "Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics!"

Happy COUPLES are those who have passed both chemistry and physics!



Funny Quotes: "Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly."

Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly.



Funny Quotes: "If you have time today, so let's show you some strange stone."

If you have time today, so let's show you some strange stone.



Funny Quotes: "Boyfriend?”Her cheeks heated. “Yes.”“Funny name.”“What?” She frowned. “Ernest is a perfectly nice name.”“Oh, I thought I heard you call him Ermine."

Boyfriend?”Her cheeks heated. “Yes.”“Funny name.”“What?” She frowned. “Ernest is a perfectly nice name.”“Oh, I thought I heard you call him Ermine.



Funny Quotes: "Hell freezing over? I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater."

Hell freezing over? I don't know. But the devil's definitely wearing a sweater.




Funny Quotes: "I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace."

I wish you well - if you will die. May you rest in peace.



Funny Quotes: "so funny how i was so desperate triiying to reach to this point ...and now i have nothing to said im symple out of words, , , "

so funny how i was so desperate triiying to reach to this point ...and now i have nothing to said im symple out of words, , ,



Funny Quotes: "Climate change is like my head: it’s not visible in every instance, but I’m pretty darn sure it’s there."

Climate change is like my head: it’s not visible in every instance, but I’m pretty darn sure it’s there.



Funny Quotes: "I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus."

I like cats. They don't care if you love Jesus.



Funny Quotes: "I enlarge the photo again. Nope, too blurry"

I enlarge the photo again. Nope, too blurry



Funny Quotes: "All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness."

All right, I'll wait another two thousand years to make jokes about my evilness.



Funny Quotes: "Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans."

Ugly truths are the biggest source of indigestion in humans.



Funny Quotes: "That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you."

That you exist, is offense enough to arrest you.



Funny Quotes: "In theory, especially in the case of Stone, those who have human hearts would remain cognizant of their behavior and in control of themselves. Those who are Katagaria . . ."

In theory, especially in the case of Stone, those who have human hearts would remain cognizant of their behavior and in control of themselves. Those who are Katagaria . . .



Funny Quotes: "Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law."

Even-money that my liver lasts through my wife's metamorphosis to my mother-in-law.



Funny Quotes: "Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come."

Without setbacks there'd be no comebacks, and everyone loves a come.



Funny Quotes: "Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable."

Life at times is a bunch of crap, the nice part about crap is that it's biodegradable.



Funny Quotes: "Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs)"

Christmas without a murder plot is like a day without giant spiders eaten orphans" (quote on my special gift holiday mugs)



Funny Quotes: "Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox."

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox.



Funny Quotes: "I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia."

I hope the next time you get a double-decker strawberry ice-cream cone the ice cream part falls off the cone and lands in Australia.



Funny Quotes: "You’re starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ’s play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor."

You’re starting to sound like one of those songs that DJ’s play when they wanna clear out the dancefloor.



Funny Quotes: "You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)"

You arrogant little snot (John Hammond)



Funny Quotes: "Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.”“Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers."

Groupies will give you Chlamydia, Edward.”“Right, Virg. Groupies throw underwear on stage. They don’t throw flowers.



Funny Quotes: "It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say."

It's funny how the people who know the least about you, always have the most to say.



Funny Quotes: "Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls."

Girls are like Pokemon, it doesn't matter how good you are, you can't catch any if you don't have any balls.



Funny Quotes: "If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old."

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.



Funny Quotes: "I have started a new blog W.A.R.(Writers Amongst Readers) for all those writing or reading books. Quotes, excerpts, comments from the world's greatest writers. See robinhawdonblog"

I have started a new blog W.A.R.(Writers Amongst Readers) for all those writing or reading books. Quotes, excerpts, comments from the world's greatest writers. See robinhawdonblog



Funny Quotes: "I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL."

I am always happy, because whenever I am sad I just know that somewhere, somehow, there is a person who is PUSHING a door that says PULL.



Funny Quotes: "Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny"

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny



Funny Quotes: "They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!"

They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!



Funny Quotes: "All can I say is that exams are damn pathetic"

All can I say is that exams are damn pathetic



Funny Quotes: "Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are insane.-" The Doors"

Special Super Bowl Wisdom of the Ages: "Super Bowl Sunday" "Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain-and all the children are insane.-" The Doors



Funny Quotes: "Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can, ' Turnip replied honestly."

Turning to Turnip, Miss Dempsey said, 'Do you think?'. 'As little as I can, ' Turnip replied honestly.



Funny Quotes: "Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You like Using The Force?"

Are You Driving With Your Eyes Open? Or Are You like Using The Force?



Funny Quotes: "There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure."

There is no cure for madness except the madness as the cure.



Funny Quotes: "Gentle reminder, Smile please."

Gentle reminder, Smile please.



Funny Quotes: "What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it."

What a cool name. Where'd you get it?""I've always had it.



Funny Quotes: "You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan"You can't be bored." M'Ordant"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan"

You're boring me, M'Ordant. Go away." V'Aidan"You can't be bored." M'Ordant"And a good thing, too, since I'd no doubt perish from it while in your company." V'Aidan



Funny Quotes: "The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please."

The fool has said in his heart: pass me another Everlasting God-Stopper, please.



Funny Quotes: "Archbishop: "God is with us!"William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!We are victorious!"

Archbishop: "God is with us!"William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!We are victorious!



Funny Quotes: "loosing character is not easy, behind lots of hard work"

loosing character is not easy, behind lots of hard work



Funny Quotes: "I am not fake, I am just to good to be true :-)"

I am not fake, I am just to good to be true :-)