Funny Quotes
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
This is Sailor Supergirl, ” George says. “She knows all about black holes.
Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives.
When I turn back to Jase, he’s again beaming at me. “You’re nice.” He sounds pleased, as if he hadn’t expected this aspect of my personality.
When they’re together, the world could fall apart around them and they’d never notice or care as long as they have each other.
You realise you’re going to owe me dinner after this, right?”“How does McDonald’s sound?”“Inadequate.
She has to agree to have me. It could take some time, but I’m confident I can trick her into it.
Sophie, honey, stop looking at me like that, ” Garrett said gruffly. “You’ll have me convinced I’m going to die.”“You’re not?
If I let you go are you going to hit me again?”“What do you think?”“Then I’m not going to let you go.
Who’s there?”“The scratcher of your itch, ” he said.She opened the door a crack and stuck her nose out. “Was that supposed to be romantic?
He needed to gather her up, hold on to her, anything to help her stop trembling. Something was going to shake loose if she didn’t.
Put me down, I’m too heavy.”“You’re small enough to fit in my pocket.
He’d done it like he did everything else—with passion and total disregard for how much it might embarrass her.
The man in 4B wondered if he could have your autograph. He told me his daughter is a huge fan.”
You two were in a cave together?’ said Miss Simpkins in horror.‘Yes, ’ said Kate, ‘and it was very, very dark.
I said alone!”He nodded in agreement. “Aye, you usually say that, and I still stay. It’s our way.
We’re adults. I might be a little more of an adult if you’re counting years but I bet I have a lower IQ, so that puts us pretty much even.
He wasn't aware of it but when he smiled he looked like an amiable bear. When he didn't smile he didn't look amiable
Just leave me alone, I want to be alone, ” she said when Jack tried to open the car door. She hit the lock, and wound the window up. Since the roof was down, it was a fairly pointless exercise.
What sort of look are you going for?” Damn, how did he answer this? “Something…normal, ” he finally said.
Sadly, however, the sight of her generous D cups no longer sparked an ounce of interest from Little Sam, the man in charge of social activities.
Wow, ” she said. “Do you realise how wonderful you sound?”“Yes, I do, ” he said with a firm nod. “And I think I’m underappreciated.
Brooke?" he finally found the sense to ask. "What are you doing here?""I need a gun."This was not how his dream was supposed to go.
What the dev— er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!”“Good, ” said the angel. “I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough.
What are you doing here?”All right, he was standing in front of an easel, holding a paint palette and brush. “Taxidermy?” he responded with just a touch of his own sarcasm.
Excuse me, ” she said, her voice tight. “But if I’d known there was going to be a firearms examination at the end of the kidnapping, by God, I would have studied for it!
Finally, Charlie gave up the hunt and placed (the puppy) back on the floor, dispatching fleas was not his idea of a romantic evening, unless you happened to be a twisted exterminator, he thought.
I’m waiting with baited breath to hear that silver tongue of yours.
It was if the devil himself had devised the perfect earthly torture for Lady Alicia Lawrence. “Now how will I occupy myself when I get to hell?
Jamie gawked at the JLM T-shirt peeking out of Theo's leather jacket and his face glowed. "Yes I-L-Y?
Not a few millions of parents strongly hope that their own children will step in by instantly becoming their own parents’ foster parents, if and when the parents reach their second childhood.
Writers are highly resistant to reality. Just as well or the human condition would go undocumented.
Jin looked both ways for the Quicksilver Dragon before crossing the canal.
How is something authorised as 'feng shui compliant' he wondered. Is there a Chinese Ministry of Magic?
Cleave to the common good. We are all responsible for bringing about the time of great suffering, for its continuing.
If one billion of you watch and do not intercede as one million of you assent to the one thousand who participate in the murder of a child, then one billion of you are a billion times guilty.
The starvation of a child has no justification, even if the crops have failed, or the population is too large.
Act correctly. Incorrect action cannot be justified by incorrect action. An incorrect action taken to cover an incorrect action is doubly incorrect.
You are judged many times more by what you give assent to others doing than what you do yourself.
There is nothing hidden in the hidden time. Know that this, the hidden time, is your everlasting, and live.
You are judged many times more by what you do in groups than for what you do as individuals.