Funny And Random Quotes
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo Mama’s so old, her memory is in black and white.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse kick you in the face.
Yo Mama’s so ugly, her Mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Of course I love you. For real. I will sure come and personally meet you myself. Just to make sure you're well. When is your funeral?
Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs
What the famous big blue Boy Scout told to a green Kryptonite? What?? YOU rock!
The wider you spread your fingers apart while clapping is equal to the amount of retarded you look while clapping.
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried
Ish #19 "If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
What’s not to love? I made friends with a pretty girl and now we get to plan a castle break in. This beats the day to day kill, eat and survive.
MY FRIEND: SO DO YOU TAKE A FOREIGN LANGUAGE CLASS?ME: SURE DO HAVE BEEN FOR THE LAST 13 YEARS.MY FRIEND: COOL WHAT LANGUAGE?ME: MATH.
A question that always makes me hazy is it me or are the others crazy'Albert Einstein
