Experts Quotes

There are three ways to spoil a public man: women, gambling, and listening to experts. The first is the pleasantest, the second is the fastest, but the third is the most certain.

An expert is someone who takes something you already know and makes it sound confusing.

Suckers think that you cure greed with money, addiction with substances, expert problems with experts, banking with bankers, economics with economists, and debt crises with debt spending

Now I'm a scientific expert; that means I know nothing about absolutely everything.

Average investors can become experts in their own field and can pick winning stocks as effectively as Wall Street professionals by doing just a little research.

I believe that research, that you can claim that you're doing research only if half of the people, and I'm talking about half of the experts, believe that the goal is impossible.

If you have a problem in mass society, you call the cops. The experts. You no longer have any operative connection with yourself or others, or with a functioning community.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like... Some wines that some experts think are absolutely exquisite don't appeal to me at all.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is an expert housekeeper. Every time she gets divorced, she keeps the house.

The expert at anything was once a beginner.

I said that an expert was a fella who was afraid to learn anything new because then he wouldn't be an expert anymore.

Economics was the only profession where a person could be considered an expert without having once been right.

Global warming experts are saying that sea levels could rise 20 feet. Apparently their strategy for surviving this is to stand on top of a pile of government research grant money.

Most of us are experts at solving other people's problems, but we generally solve them in terms of our own and the advice we give is seldom for other people but for ourselves.

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

There's a worldwide linking of environmental activists, developmental experts and human rights advocates. And they're using the two frameworks, in particular environmental standards and human rights.

In Holland, everyone is an expert in painting and in tulips.

Unless your ideas are ridiculed by experts, they are worth nothing.

By now, we have learnt that game-changing ideas do not come from experts, they come from people who haven't got a clue and ask stupid questions.

Go on - but don't think you can kill my confidence. I've had experts doing it for years.

When I do something stupid with money and lose it....I call that Stupid Tax. I have paid so much Stupid Tax that I am expert.

An expert is an ordinary fellow from another town.

An organization must always remember that its objective is not getting people to listen to speeches by experts, but getting them to speak for themselves.

Who's to say who's an expert?

there is a pernicious tendency to make the opinions of the expert prevail by crowd methods, to rush the people instead of educating them.

Experts say you can't concentrate on more than one task at a time.

I'm an expert at kissing girls necks, they love it. Girls say I'm quite sensitive, but I'm hyperactive too.

First of all, I am not an expert on matters on different economic systems, but in my normal social intercourse with my friends we discussed matters like that.

Their brilliant audio expert, who is a marine biologist, should really be looking after Flipper

One measurement is worth a thousand expert opinions.

Do what experts since the dawn of recorded history have told you you must do: pay the price by becoming the person you want to become. It's not nearly as difficult as living unsuccessfully.

An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame.

Technical know-how of the experts must be transformed into practical do-how of the people.

If stock market experts were so expert, they would be buying stock, not selling advice.

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

From the very beginning, we bucked tradition. When the experts said that something was "always done" in a certain way, we'd do it our way, which was sometimes the very opposite.

Some experts have declared that it is necessary to tax the people until it hurts. I disagree with these sadists.

The institutional leader is primarily an expert in the promotion and protection of values.

Just like becoming an expert in wine, you learn by drinking it, the best you can afford.

You must become an expert on a product, service or anything you write about to really be effective.

I've found that the more experts you have on a movie, the less control the director has.

Financial experts are saying we are entering a new chapter in the American economy. I believe it's Chapter 11.

First impressions matter. Experts say we size up new people in somewhere between 30 seconds and two minutes.

Experts are just trained dogs.

Theatre is about people, not buildings. Incalculable damage has been done to the expert talent a company needs - from wardrobe to lighting technicians.

To form a strong opinion, you have to be knowledgeable about the subject. You have to have access to all the relevant information. You gotta be literally an expert.

All boxing experts told Helenius is the next world champion! Chisora beat him.

Experts don't know exactly where the boundaries of their expertise are.

I'm not an expert on the arms race.

You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.