Eggs Quotes

How would you like your eggs?" I tried. I really did. But I glanced at his crotch and it came out anyway. "Fertilized?

There are very few men of genius in advertising agencies. But we need all we can find. Almost without exception they are disagreeable. Don't destroy them. They lay golden eggs.

I have never regretted Paradise Lost since I discovered that it contained no eggs-and-bacon.

I like doing radio because it's so intimate. The moment people hear your voice, you're inside there heads, not only that, you're in there laying eggs.

Make an amiable intermediary of an egg, which comes between the various parts of food to bring about difficult reconciliations.

A duck's nest was found today near the trail on the dry open prairie with as far as could be seen no water or marsh near. The bird flew off but could not tell what species. The eggs nine originally.

No doves come from ravens’ eggs

When stalking one’s prey, it is best to take one’s time. Say nothing, and as sure as eggs he will become curious and emerge.

But the paparazzi are quite malicious and vocal and really rude, ... And they camped outside of my house, so I started throwing eggs at them, lobbing them at rocks next to them.

All other areas of my life, I'm hopeless. I can't even be certain how to boil an egg.

If you like to bake with eggs, you can substitute Ener-G egg replacer, bananas, tofu, or many other ingredients. You get the hang of it quickly enough.

You don't have to be able to lay eggs to know when one of them is rotten.

His life was one long extravaganza, like living inside a Faberge egg.

I've got little ankles and a bit of a belly, so it makes me look rather an egg on legs.

Capital brings forth living offspring, or at the least, lays the golden eggs.

I need to know the price of a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs. I need to know right now.

It was admitted by the early rabbis that the sectarians could be as full of good works as eggs were full of meat.

I want to fly! I want to touch the sun!" "Finish your eggs first.

The egg is the symbol of perfection. Do you want an egg?

A Royal Commission is a broody hen sitting on a china egg.

If you're a gifted flirt, talking about the price of eggs will do as well as any other subject.

I can eat fifty eggs.

The Earth is just too small and fragile a basket for the human race to keep all its eggs in.

I used to work a lot on food issues and every time somebody predicted that production would be inadequate they got egg on their face a year or two later.

Comedy is, of course, closely associated with eggs.

I lied on my Weight Watchers list. I put down that I had 3 eggs... but they were Cadbury chocolate eggs.

I love eggs. When it's the season of truffles, scrambled eggs with truffles, and I'm happy. I'm smiling like that.

I don't cook very well at all. I'm the girl that can't make scrambled eggs.

Conventional wisdom is not to put all of your eggs in one basket. 80/20 wisdom is to choose a basket carefully, load all your eggs into it, and then watch it like a hawk.

Columbus's eggs lie around by the hundreds of thousands, but Columbuses are met with less frequency.

I approach cooking from a science angle because I need to understand how things work. If I understand the egg, I can scramble it better. It's a simple as that.

Truth and eggs are useful only while they are fresh.

If we start counting our chickens before they hatch, they won't lay any eggs in the basket

Two eggs do not an omelette make

It takes one hen to lay an egg, but seven men to sell it.

All I know is that you can chop up all the onions and the whatevers you want and put it on top of caviar, but you still can't disguise the fact that you're eating fish eggs. Ugh!

I think egg boiling is the hardest thing I've ever done, but I can make a tiramisu anytime you want.

The egg is white though the hen is black as coal...Out of evil comes good, through the great goodness of God.

I never met a chocolate I could not eat.

Now I know which came first - the chicken not the egg.

Kids in Washington every year have the big Easter egg roll on the White House lawn. The kids found 300 Easter eggs. They also found about 10,000 missing Hillary emails.

What you create doesn’t have to be perfect. So what if the eggs are greasy or the toast is burned? Don’t let fear of failure discourage you.

Im as country as a dozen eggs.

The only kind of trouble I've ever been in is when I was stealing eggs when I was little. I think I know right from wrong.

Even if I'm gone all day, breakfast is the one meal I always cook for my kids. I make French toast, oatmeal, or an egg burrito.

Speech may be barren; but it is ridiculous to suppose that silence is always brooding on a nestful of eggs.

It might seem that an egg which has succeeded in being fresh has done all that can reasonably be expected of it.

From the egg to the apple.

Every time we consume meat, eggs or dairy foods, we contribute to ecological devastation and the wasteful misuse of resources on a global scale.

Eggs are very much like small boys. If you overheat them or over beat them, they will turn on you and no amount of future love will right the wrong.