Project management is the art of creating the illusion that any outcome is the result of a series of predetermined, deliberate acts when, in fact, it was dumb luck.

Strategic planning for projects management using a project management maturity model

Power brings a man many luxuries, but a clean pair of hands is seldom among them.

Your job today is to pass gas. You do that and we can start feeding you liquids. No fart, no food.

When you teach, you learn." "And I really don't go for religions of any kind. ...I reject them all....There were principles I thought were very important.

Paint what you like and die happy

Perl doesn't have an infatuation with enforced privacy. It would prefer that you stayed out of its living room because you weren't invited, not because it has a shotgun

But perhaps this is what goes wrong with long marriages--you state your opinions, your likes and dislikes, at the beginning and then forget to mention when they change" (135).

At the end of the day it's just food, isn't it? Just food.

So I'm in my 51st year of playin' mostly nightclubs. I do some concerts.

There's a saying that goes, 'The universe gives you a whisper, then a nudge, then a push and then an anvil on your head.

More precious than life is love, for there can be no life without love.