Cookies Quotes

It's gotten to the point where if I throw a cookie in the garbage, I have to douse it in Cascade. Otherwise, why wouldn't I take it out and eat it?

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

People want national championship banners. People want to talk about Indiana being competitive. How do we get there? We don't get there with milk and cookies.

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

I am an author of Christian Fantasy. My first 7 books were Christian Romance, but I came over to the Dark Side when I heard there were cookies.

Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

People always starve themselves, and then they get hungry, and then they eat the wrong things, like chips or cookies or whatever they can grab.

Is there a cookie at the end of this lecture? ... I got a cookie after all ... Dear god, the cookie was poisoned.

I’m a shallow, shallow boy. Hey, it helps that you’re pretty. It brings out the nice guy in me. Makes me what to share my cookies with you.

Part 1- In search of Hot Chocolate-Chip Cookies

Honey, a man can't keep his gun in a cookie jar. It just isn't done.

MC's they retreat cause they know I can beat 'em, And eat 'em in a battle and the ref won't cheat 'em. I'm the best takin' out all rookies, So forget Oreos...eat Cool J cookies.

Imagine my delight and awe when I discovered such a thing was a real genre - contemporary fantasy or urban fantasy. It was like having my birthday twice in one week and cookie dough for breakfast.

I have days when I say, 'I'm going to have five chocolate chip cookies today.' I'll have a salad every day but every week I have a cheat day.

I cannot read a fortune cookie without breaking down and crying. I am sensitive.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I was definitely one of those people who fell for the fat-free cookies and chips that are loaded with sugar and calories.

I'm an animal thug, I grew up eatin' animal cookies

When I was working a lot, I felt guilty as a parent. I couldn't pick up my son every day from school, bake him cookies and that kind of thing.

Have you ever had a cookie? Then you won't get any here either.

I'm very lucky because I love fruit and to this day, that has saved me because I'd much rather have fruit than cookies.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble.

My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood.

We laughed the rest of the way, because the point of this story is, it is not the cookies. It is the love.

My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.

I know it's hard being a single mother baby, he said, but we're talking fundamentals here. Homemade cookies are one of the best parts of christmas. It's an absolute fundamental.

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

We knew we loved making cookies and every time we did, we made people happy. That was our business plan.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

I try a different cookie recipe every time I bake.

I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies.

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.

The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.

Cookie for you. Cookie for me.

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.

I’d still be nice to you if you were ugly.” “Okay.” A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his head down and whispered, “I just wouldn’t offer you any cookies.

It’s just a cookie, sweetheart.

What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better.

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you.

Voltaire was a smart cookie.