Comedy Quotes
Any game plan? (Xypher)Don't die. (Sin)I like it. Simple, bold. Impossible. Works for me. (Xypher)
Pregnancy is a very tough experience for a female, have no doubt. But, it's not a walk in the park for a man either. Understanding on both sides is key
Sam: I've never considered myself a finicky eater. No pie ever crossed my path and survived.
He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.
If you want to get results in your life try with comedy... first pressure then apply comedy. Always it shallow the shitty life-pressure!
Comedy was invented to make people forget, That the plays of our lives were originally written as tragedies.
Oh, friend John, it is a strange world, a sad world, a world full of miseries, and woes and troubles, and yet when King Laugh come he make them all dance to the tune he play.
Cath exhaled. Then inhaled. Her chest was so tight, it hurt both ways. Levi shouldn't get to make her feel this way - he shouldn't even have access to her chest.
i prefer to think of the good times. Like when you held my hair as I was vomiting into a bucket.
Human life is an incongruous combination of tragedy and comedy.
Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity
It turns out that we’re not the only ones who go out on a scientific limb as we discuss or attempt to discuss cars, car repairs and scientific education in America today.
Our specialty was exasperated dignity and the discombombulation of Authority.
If God wanted us to use the metric system, He would have given us ten fingers and ten toes.
I'm the kind of person who becomes silent when I get scared, because I hope Death will not notice me if I am very still and very quiet. It has worked well so far.
Worn over the man’s head like a deranged bank robber is a pair of pink cotton panties.
I lost my mind. I lunged at him and inhaled all of his fries standing up a foot away from the trash can. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.
Etiquette tip: If you're looking for the right time to leave a party, when the host yells, "No one leaves here alive, " that's your cue.
Tria finally slumped to the ground “I swear I'm sick of falling into pits and swamps...” “Hey, upside is you're not dead yet so win win.” Ingra said cheerfully.
If I could go back and say one thing to my younger self it would be: YOU ARE NOT FAT.
I don't write comedy. I write drama that's funny.
If by fawning, you mean he’s a deer, I have a gun, and it’s hunting season, then I guess you’re right.
Every night was improv.
It's far too easy to forget, miss or not appreciate the tiny things a partner does every single day, but should you wait until it's over or they've gone to miss who they were?
This should be fun see how much we can annoy them this time.” “Annoy is such a harsh word...” Tria teased.
Agres!” she hissed again even louder this time “WHAT!” Tria smiled “Oh good you are alive.
So what have I missed.” Ingra asked Javal “Not much but hey I managed to reach your friend in Islette so all's good.” Javal sounded nervous but why would he be nervous?
And Dilmore seems to be ignoring us again.” Tria says
It took us a stupid amount of time but we did it.
This doesn't feel right Agres...” Tria whispered “Nonsense!” Agres replied.
I never watch comedies they suck if something sucks it sucks there isn't doubt about it.
A life like this develops the comedy sense. You can't play tragedy while you're living it.
My grandad always said, "You should never judge a book by its cover." And it's for that reason that he lost his job as chair of the British Book Cover Awards panel.
My comebacks aren't nearly as sharp as my shiv. Come inside and I'll show you.
Mr. Monogamy doesn’t find my shenanigans funny? Oh thank god, if you did I’d have to chuck it all and join a monastery.
Them Frenchies!’ ‘Unchristian, that’s what I call ’em, ’ responded Mr. Stubbs severely. ‘I fair compassionate that wench.
The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them.
Caution: Danger ahead. Do not refer to Adriana as little in regards to either her age or stature. If you happen to disregard this most basic of laws, approach with caution. Much, much caution.
