College Quotes

I'm sure there's drama in their past that I know nothing about, but when someone like Juliet- colorful, beautiful, determined Juliet- begs you to love her, how do you say no?

If you were ready to sleep with me we wouldn't be in this bar, but in my room not wasting any more time.

I hear, "Yes, Let us more education invest!"Whilst destitute, Outside their gates doth rest, Women, children, and men, Poor and a hungered!Odd that colleges fill, Yet mercy is numbered.

Eventually the real world intruded again, and Sophie had to return to campus—woefully behind on homework, but incandescently in love.

And all those things you listed right now, they’rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don’t want me. You want me andGarrett.

someone like Grace. Someone exactly like Grace, with her Ted Bundy rantsand her calming presence and—hello, irony.

I broke up with her to avoid getting into a serious relationship with her, and now it

His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm

So on a scale of one to Adele, how bad was this breakup?

You could’ve pushed me away for years, I still wouldn’t have gone anywhere. I’d still be at your side, annoying the hell out of you until you finally agreed to marry me.

Don't think about that. Just believe I'll be okay.

I’m a fan of Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Brunette and doesn’t mind a guy that’s an animal? Hell yeah.

I don’t want any other girl.” He shook his head and took a step closer, cupping my face in his hands. “I belong with you and you belong with me.

Watch it, loincloth, I’m not afraid to spork your eyes out.

It means that I like you for you and you should like you for you.

That girl was a goddess and once a guy got hooked on her it was damn hard weaning off. - Drake

How could he encapsulate in a pithy admissions-interview line all of his unique ideas and interests?

College isn't half as much fun as they told us it was going to be.""It's not one-hundredth as much fun.

Oh, hell no!" I yell at them. They are not about to negotiate as to whether they get to see my goods. "Denton, I swear to God, if you come over here, I am sending you anthrax in the mail!

So many books to read, will I ever finish reading?

A lonely person on a college campus is never more than a few minutes and a bad decision from company.

I couldn’t bring myself to call him either “Bill, ” which would signal friendly familiarity, or “Doctor Vogel, ” which would imply respect.

Oh, why does college have to happen to perfectly good people?

uh, yeah, I love...worms" Classic. Someone should record the gold that flows from my mouth.

Take a limitation and turn it into an opportunity. Take an opportunity and turn it into an adventure by dreaming BIG!

Christ, seven years of college, down the drain.

Of a sudden he felt that fraternity life was the only way to exist at college. How could he have doubted? (126)

When you're in college you haven't had that much life. Parents, school, assorted youth activities—that's about it.

Harder still was the pretense her studies demanded: the need to dissemble, to parrot her professors' orthodoxies, to feign interest in theories that were of no use to her.

You sound like a college freshman taking his first philosophy class way too seriously, but that's good.

On the hot, fragrant afternoon of my graduation from college it seemed that good fortune was not merely latent but unavoidable, folded and in the bag.

A university is a city of ideas, and we're grateful you became citizens of our city.

Don't take on more student loans than your future-self can handle.

This was one of those non-glamorous parts about college that people never tell you about - worrying that the dilapidated apartment hosting a party would fall apart with you in it.

He's like the anti-Ben, but his attention is like a shot of adrenaline.

There's always Time and Place for Everything called College

Borrow money only for an education that will yield enough of a return in the job market to allow you to pay your loans back.

Now students all seem to be converging on the same self, the successful upper-middle-class professional, impersonating the adult they've already decided they want to become.

One cannot get rid of a good education, nor, unfortunately, of a bad one, which often is such because one has not wanted to defray the expenses of a good one.

Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college. Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats

One thing they do not teach you in college is what you will actually be doing in a career of your choosing.

I thought i had been educated well enough until i left college.

When the point of education becomes the production of credentials rather than the cultivation of knowledge, it forfeits the motive recognized by Aristotle: "All human beings by nature desire to know.

Jefferson and Washington had no idea these idiots would exist, otherwise they would not have made killing illegal.

What I want to get out of my college course is some knowledge of the best way of living life and doing the most and best with it. I want to learn to understand and help other people and myself.

There are three types of student: The golden student pays and loans, the silver student pays but does not learn, the bronze student learns but does not pay.

Stop Dieting...Start Eating CUte

Don't ever let anyone tell you that college is for smart people. College eats smart people alive.

College is a blossoming new world of genital opportunity.

The college diploma has no more power to hold the knowledge you have gained in college than a piece of tissue paper over a gas jet can hold the gas in the pipe.