College Quotes

When my kids are in college, maybe I'll drag my fishnets and high heels out.

I didn't go to college.

The hardest thing about going to college should not be paying for it.

Maybe everyone is a little too reassuring that things are going to be OK to college graduates. It gives them a false sort of security.

I got out of college and I went to get my master's in creative writing at San Francisco State. I was working as an actor at the Actor's Workshop, being abused as a intern.

I've been training as an actor for six years. Nobody goes to acting school for six years. I mean, the college course is only four years! I absolutely trained.

The role of a liberal arts college within a university is to be a genuine part of that university, giving and responding to the other parts.

Both Christians and religious Jews are finding it increasingly difficult to practice their faiths through college groups on so-called mainline campuses in the United States.

There are some things you can't learn at any university, except for one, the University of Life... the only college where everyone is a permanent student.

That just seems like a tough thing to do... just work in the middle of a company for your entire life. You just do the same thing out of college until you're 60, and then you retire

Charles and I go back since college. None of us thought this would happen, we just wanted to play basketball. This is the highest honor that can ever be paid, and it's mind-blowing.

Does college pay? They do if you are a good open-field runner.

I realized that I would have some very tough sledding, and I was very discouraged because I didn't see much hope of getting into the field I wanted to get into with no college education.

Don't ever dare to take your college as a matter of course - because, like democracy and freedom, many people you'll never know have broken their hearts to get it for you.

But thousands die without or this or that, Die, and endow a college or a cat.

The student community of Presidency College was also politically most active.

We also knew it would be difficult, because of the financial condition of the family, for me to go to college.

Money-getters are the benefactors of our race. To them ... are we indebted for our institutions of learning, and of art, our academies, colleges and churches.

My brother is the youngest member of the College of Physicians and Surgeons. And I wouldn't let him cut my nails.

I started reading Hunter S. Thompson when I was in college.

I speak for a lot of church groups, youth groups, schools, colleges and do personal appearances. I've done conventions and trade shows. A lot of different little hats.

I always loved comedy but I didn't start formally until I was in college.

That's another piece of advice: Don't go to college; follow your dreams. Unless you're a doctor - then go to college.

I loved the college experience of studying.

I'm from a family of teachers. My father would drown me in the bathtub if my daughter didn't graduate from college. I don't care who she is or what she does. Just get the diploma.

Junior colleges are high schools with ashtrays.

A college president is like the lawn mower at a cemetary: he has a lot of people under him, but they don't pay much attention to him

It wasn't until late high school and early college that I gained enough size and skill to make me welcome on intramural basketball teams.

My first job was working at Benihana as kitchen help. In college, I was a telemarketer for a company at the same time I was a bike messenger for this greasy fast-food place.

When I was in college, all the pretty women were in the theatre, so I auditioned for a play.

What brought me to L.A. was work! I moved to Chicago after college - I went to Kalamazoo - did my nerd thing, graduated, and moved to Chicago to pursue improv.

There was a period when I'd just come out of college where I'd been playing classical guitar and I suddenly realised that it wasn't what I wanted to do with the rest of my life.

I got hooked into folk music by accident, because that's what white college kids liked when I was a child

When I went to college, I wasn't interested in fashion anymore - I was interested in art.

I was an economics major in college, and every summer after school, I would drive my car from California, from Claremont men's college at the time, to New York. And I worked on Wall Street.

I didn't go to college, I went straight from high school to working on I'll Fly Away, I was very, very lucky.

I feel like I'm 18, with the maturity level of like a 14-year-old. I'm still the same goofball; I'm still in college, as far as I'm concerned.

I was a psych major in college and I actually owned two white lab rats. I had to train them and I took them home so that's just kind of missing for me.

I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball.

In college I had a weekend gig at a restaurant, a solo thing that was the best practice I could have ever had. That's where I learned to coordinate my singing and my piano playing.

When should a college athlete turn pro? Not until he has earned all he can in college as an amateur.

Being 5' 10", I was supposed to be too short to play college volleyball. So that gave me the hunger and the fire to say, Oh yeah? I'd just hit the crap out of the ball.

A year and a half ago, there were people who questioned whether Vince Young could be a major college quarterback.

I knew in my gut that there was something wrong with a system that couldn't fire its incompetents, and I had my share of incompetent college teachers.

I never studied sculpture, engineering or architecture. In fact, after college I applied to seven art schools and was rejected by all seven.

My first ever job after college was as a flight attendant. I wanted to travel and could not afford it, so I decided to get myself a job where I could travel. I did it for two years and had great fun.

I spent a college semester in a small town in Italy - and that is where I truly tasted food for the first time.

So we might say that the most important thing one can acquire in college is a well-functioning bullshit meter.

I never took a computer science course in college, because then it was a thing you just learned on your own.

I only want to write. And there's no college for that except life.