Brad Quotes

[ I watched ] Spicoli in Fast Times, which isn't exactly a stoner movie, or The Big Lebowski, which I think is more than a stoner movie or Brad Pitt in True Romance.

I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.

I've worked with Jack Warner and Jimmy Stewart - and Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, and Johnny Depp twice. I've had dinners with Fred Astaire and Cary Grant.

I'm clearly not Brad Pitt, and I'm never going to be Brad Pitt.

To be called an elder statesman is so unbelievably insulting. Brad Pitt is exactly three years younger than me.

Kara do you love Brad?' All my heart.' Then how can you let him leave next year?' I guess love isn’t enough sometimes.

At my first Golden Globes, I met people I was very much enamored by: Julianne Moore, Meryl Streep, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. It was surreal to see them in person.

Everyone keeps saying, "Oh my God, oh my God, how intimidating." It's like saying, "How could you date Jennifer Aniston after she's been with Brad Pitt?" I don't care.

Sometimes you'll be on sets, and people will be fighting and there will be some nasty person that thinks they're the next Brad Pitt.

You obviously can't cast Brad [Pitt] as an everyman guy because he just brings way too much baggage.

If I could be somebody, it'd definitely be Brad Pitt. I love the way he looks.

There are only three men in the world who are licensed to wear shorts: Brad Pitt, Johnny Depp and Tom Cruise.

When you grow up with a name like Brad Thor, people expect you to be 6-foot-4 and a pile of muscles.

Brad "not great" Henderson.

I’m famous, but I’m not famous like freaking Brad Pitt or Jennifer Aniston.

Brad Paisley has always been really great to me, and that's no secret.

There are definitely worse people to be compared with. I think Brad Pitt makes interesting decisions.

I play very sweet characters, so people look at me like I'm the kid from 'The Wonder Years,' rather than Brad Pitt.

I'm a huge fan of Brad Pitt. He could have done rom-coms his entire career, but he took it in a different direction.

If you're Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston, and your marriage is breaking up - that's an awful thing. But to see that speculation in people, it's gotta sting a little bit.

Brad [Dourif] would tell himself that he was not intentionally trying to mimic Jack Nicholson in any way. I think that actually bothers him a little bit. I just think maybe they have similar voices.

I have some calls out to Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt and Eddie Murphy. I said, 'I won't star in any blockbuster films if you stay out of animated films.' They just won't call me back.

Comedians are always going to be in the showbiz middle class, you're not Brad Pitt; you're never going to be Sam Rockwell or Shia LaBeouf or Leo DiCaprio. You're a comic.

People were always asking me who I wanted to tour with, and I always said Jason Aldean or Brad Paisley.

I think the most famous person I've ever met is Brad Pitt.

Brad Pitt is so good-looking there's a lightbulb inside of him shooting good-looking-ness in all directions.

Brad Pitt is really game to talk about whatever and is really fun to talk to and was totally up for discussing anything.

I'm a big Brad Pitt fan. He's really talented. I think a lot of men are intimidated by him, saying he's just a pretty boy or whatever, but he is a bad man. I think he can act.

Well, one of my favorite ones to work on - besides just about any scene from 'Deadwood' - was my scene with Brad Pitt in 'Assassination of Jesse James'. That was just a fun day.

My theory is, if you can do comedy and you can be in a scene with someone like Brad Garrett and hold your own, you've really got a future in this business.

It's like Brad Pitt for us. You might not like blond men with pretty features, but c'mon, it's Brad. You're not going to kick him out of bed for eating crackers.

I remember taking great pride in making Brad Pitt laugh. I always had a soft spot for him. He's such a sweet, sweet man.

On one project I was hanging out with Brad Pitt, and Ryan Gosling, and Steve Carrel, and Christian Bale, and trying to explain economics to them for a movie I'm an advisor on.

There are things we could do like let Brad Dourif play Charles Lee Ray's brother or father , something like that, but I think any of those options would've been squarely in the horror-comedy realm.

I do know this. It's the things we run from that hurt us the most." –Brad Sturdevant

If he's like any other man I've ever met, it's not my smile he's going to be looking at.

A mind is a terrible thing

Fall into the cavern of my mind, and together there, we will dine.

Pull back the curtain and jump down the rabbit hole.