Book Humor Quotes
When I buy a new book, I always read the last page first, that way in case I die before I finish, I know how it ends. That, my friend, is a dark side.
One man is as good as another until he has written a book.
With humor you have so many options with topics and length, I mean I can write humor essays in books now and they can be as long as I want them to be.
Plus as she put it, Prince Eric was far too hairy and peach colored for her taste. I always thought he was pretty hott, but then again, I am a mammal.
Humor is important for is pacing. If your whole book is just drama drama drama, it's going to wear down the reader.
Humor is a very big part of life, and if you exclude humor from your book, you're not capturing a very important part of human experience.
I have an idea for a new book. It's a novel about a beautiful yet sensitive author whose spirit is crushed by her domineering editor. Do you like it?
Awesome . . .” Jared spoke up from the other side of the room. “Ember, the Otherworld's wonder mutt.
A hint: perhaps in this case, you should refrain from throwing the book at the audience when you finish.
They say you can judge a person by their book, but I say they will hide under the covers.
...I suppose clichés wouldn't be clichés if they weren't based on some sort of tediously predictable truth.
If you want to find out if someone is a true bookworm or not, give them a thousand page novel and see what happens.
Your boyfriend smells bad, says Sarah as she sniffs the armpit of the giant sweatshirt.All boys smell bad I say and she nods her head like we have just figured out something very important.
"Sarge, mr. Nurd here is threatening to turn me to jelly.""really?" said Sarge. "what flavor?
Finally! You're here!"Uh....Do I know you?"Well, no....But you're here, all the same...
Steal not this book for fear of shameFor on it is the owners nameAnd when you die the Lord will sayWhere is the book you stole awayAnd when you say you do not knowThe Lord will say go down below.
