About Women Quotes

Tell me about yourself - your struggles your dreams your telephone number.

Be pretty if you can be witty if you must be agreeable if it kills you.

For a single woman preparing for company means wiping the lipstick off the milk carton.

She has such a nice sense of rumor.

If you ever leave me I'll go with you.

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a male is when he's a baby.

Ginger Rogers did everything that Fred Astaire did. She just did it backwards and in high heels.

If the world were a logical place men would ride sidesaddle.

Outside every thin girl is a fat man trying to get in.

I want to know why if men rule the world they don't stop wearing neckties.

There are more men than women in mental hospitals - which just goes to show who's driving who crazy.

A woman the more careful she is about her face is commonly the more careless about her house.

From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35 she needs good looks. From 35 to 55 good personality. From 55 on she needs good cash. I'm saving my money.

People call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute.

There is in every true woman's heart a spark of heavenly fire which lies dormant in the broad daylight of prosperity but which kindles up and beams and blazes in the dark hour of adversity.

Time and trouble will tame an advanced young woman. But an advanced old woman is uncontrollable by any force.

We don't love a woman for what she says but we like what she says because we love her.

Where young boys plan for what they will achieve and attain young girls plan for whom they will achieve and attain.

Women can do everything men can do the rest.

Music and women I cannot but give way to whatever my business is.

A woman never sees what we do for her she only sees what we don't do.

A kiss can be a comma a question mark or an exclamation point. That's a basic spelling that every woman should know.

A beautiful woman who is pleasing to men is good only for frightening fish when she falls into the water.

Of my two 'handicaps' being female put many more obstacles in my path than being black.

The toughest thing about being a housewife is you have no place to stay home from.

The economic dependence of women is perhaps the greatest injustice that has been done to us and has worked the greatest injury to the race.

Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this is not difficult.

All women's dresses are merely variations on the eternal struggle between the admitted desire to dress and the unadmitted desire to undress.

If you can make a woman laugh you can do anything with her.

The more underdeveloped the country the more overdeveloped the women.

One is not born a woman - one becomes one.

Nature says to a woman: 'Be beautiful if you can wise if you want to but be respected that is essential.'

A modest woman dressed out in all her finery is the most tremendous object of the whole creation.

Why should human females become sterile in their forties while female crocodiles continue to lay eggs into their third century?

You don't know a woman until you have had a letter from her.

Housework is what woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

The worst thing about work in the house or home is that whatever you do is destroyed laid waste or eaten within twenty-four hours.

The woman who thinks she is intelligent demands equal rights with men. A woman who is intelligent does not.

It is hard to fight an enemy who has outposts in your head.

A woman past forty should make up her mind to be young - not her face.

There is nothing enduring in life for a woman except what she builds in a man's heart.

I know the nature of women When you want to they don't want to And when you don't want to they desire exceedingly.

My vigour vitality and cheek repel me. I am the kind of woman I would run from.

In our civilization men are afraid they will not be men enough and women are afraid they might be considered only women.

There is but an hour a day between a good housewife and a bad one.

If a woman likes another woman she's cordial. If she doesn't like her she's very cordial.

Next to the wound what women make best is the bandage.

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife good mother good looking good tempered well groomed and unaggressive.

It was a woman who drove me to drink - and you know I never even thanked her.

As a woman to be competitive is to be passive.