50th Birthday Quotes

50th Birthday Quote of the day

In your 50s, time becomes precious and must not be wasted. Every minute is an excellent opportunity for a good nap. Happy 50th birthday!

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese

At 50, don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. Happy 50th birthday.

Today, you're 50. Now we can round your age up to 100! Happy 50th birthday!

Remember how excited you were when you turned five years old. Today, you should be 10 times that excited. Happy 50th birthday!

The spirit should never grow old.

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.

Many massacres have happened when people yell "surprise"! Pearl Harbor. The Tet Offensive. My uncle's 50th birthday party. I was there, man! How many more people gotta die?

Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. [Lat., Mature fieri senem, si diu velis esses senex.]

Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!

We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest.

As it's your 50th birthday The very best of cheers to you Truthfully, I'm just being selfish Coz now I am so cheerful, too Happy, Cheerful Birthday

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both.

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.