Will Wright Quotes

Isn't it interesting that we place deadbolt locks on our doors to keep evil influences out and then allow and even invite evil influences into our home through television.

Life is a race. If you delay starting, how can you have any hope of winning?

If you spend too much time watching and fantasizing others while they achieve their dreams you may well miss your own.

It is not enough to be busy we must be productive. Everyone can account for every hour of the day but that does not mean anything was accomplished of value.

I didn't know I was really alive in this world until I felt things hard enough to kill for 'em.

Plants, like people, are social or anti-social: the good plant has to be able to live amicably with other plants in the border.

Once you the forces that govern behavior,it's harder to blame the behaver

Everyone has the answers.

I have such a little face.

After every movie, I always kick myself for the same things-didn't do enough, not enough variation, not enough interesting choices, too bland.

It makes me believe in fate. In most cases, the readings where I've been really bad have usually been the ones where I got the part

I can't imagine going back to long hair. Cutting it was the greatest thing I ever did

I like the whole package to be good, It's a rarity that that happens, so I end up not working a lot.

I am not successful, in terms of Hollywood.

I have always been a good mimic.

I love doing TV as much as I love doing movies.

I lived in Greece. I had a lot of party experience there.

It's been very quiet, quite frankly. Nothing good, nothing bad.

AKG controls the heart of one of Ghana's most exciting new gold belts.

TMM is among the best of low-cost gold producers with strong longevity.

I wrote a few children's books... not on purpose.

When I was a kid I had a friend who worked in a radio station. Whenever we walked under a bridge, you couldn't hear what he said.

Everything is within walking distance, as long as you have time.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

When I was five years old I was on a merry go round. There was a gunshot nearby. The horses stampeded. There I was running down the street on a purple wooden horse.

I lost a button hole.

Tinsel is really snakes' mirrors.

How can there be self-help groups?

I don’t have to walk my dog anymore. I walked him all at once.

I've never seen electricity, that's why I don't pay for it

I was once arrested for resisting arrest.

I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

When I was ten, my pa told me never to talk to strangers. We haven't spoken since.

The sky is falling. No, I'm tipping over backwards.

Imagine Oshkosh straitjackets for little insane children.

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

The doctor says he has to amputate all of me.

I'm a peripheral visionary.

I heard that in relativity theory, space and time are the same thing. Einstein discovered this when he kept showing up three miles late for his meetings.

The sun got confused about daylight savings time. It rose twice. Everything had two shadows.

Imagine Pulitzer prizefighting.

Why do we wait until a pig is dead to "cure" it?

I was an only child, eventually.

I went camping and borrowed a circus tent by mistake. I didn't notice until I got it set up. People complained because they couldn't see the lake.

What I like about the jokes, to me it's a lot of logic, no matter how crazy they are. It has to make absolute sense, or it won't be funny.

If you melt dry ice in a pool and go swimming, will you get wet?

Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug.

I have all the emotions that everyone has; it just appears that I don't.

I just lost a buttonhole.